I get that alot. It has yet failed to offend me on some level or another.
Your opinion of the rest of the thread is noted but the simplicity of ground loops is still lost on me. Let me say that I don't understand how there is any current at a ground point to begin with. I take it potential means voltage. I'm sure there is a real number for this and what follows is not it. Would one ground point have 1 volt and another have 2 volts? So as the current that flows for them to become 1.5 volts is the ground loop? and it causes noise how? Hopefully the ?'s are indicative of why I don't get this.
I would just like to get my mind around it once and for all. I'm pretty sure the OP wouldn't consider this noise. I'm think we're a couple of guys who are trying to understand a thing.
The voltages are smaller than that as a rule.
If you take a big metal spike and drive it five feet down in the Earth, then you can take that as true ground.
However wires all have resistance. So there is significant resistance between the ground pin in each household receptacle and the house ground. (the wires are usually quite long).
Now let us say we have a cable system, notorious for poor grounds, that is at potential A. Now lets take a receiver sharing a circuit with other devices all leaking a bit of current to ground. Because of the resistance in the wiring to true ground, that ground will now be at potential B and different to A.
Lets add the sub, also leaking a little current to ground, and sharing the ground with other household devices and lighting on the same circuit. We now have potential C, different from A and B. They are all different because the resistance to true ground will be different for each as will the current leaked to ground, creating the different voltages. It takes very small potentials to generate enough current in the interconnecting cables to give a buzz! Nothing needs to be drunk eaten or snorted.
I trust this is a sufficiently cranky and codgedy post to get you through the day Alex. It never is a good idea to try and humor an Englishman too early in the morning. My countrymen have spilled a lot of ink, about getting told by a waitress to "have a good day" after eating breakfast in the US.