Best one liners you got.....

[jamie2112]

I'll start, Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

 

[highfigh]

Are we giving credit to the originator of these?

 

[Alex2507]

Did your parents have any children that lived?

 

[Rickster71]

What thread do the straight guys post in?

 

[jamie2112]

Are we giving credit to the originator of these?

No they dont qualify under the RIAA.........

 

[jamie2112]

100,000 sperm and YOU were the one that made it?????

 

[njedpx3]

"Change you can believe in"

"I am from corporate, I am here to help you"

"Trust me, this won't hurt at all"

or the gravestone epitaph of a dare devil "Watch!, you are not going to believe this"


Peace, Good Sound, and Good Karma to All

Forest Man

 

[jamie2112]

This is terrible you gotta taste this......

 

[jamie2112]

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

 

[jamie2112]

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

 

[MatthewB.]

I work in a hospital and got on the elevator with two doctors and I am just standing by the door when the one said to the other, "I swear if that beyatch didn't have a vag, I'd treat the dog with more respect"

Yes I literrally lost it right there in the elevator.

When I was in high school a buddy of mine and his father got into an argument and as it was getting pretty heated, the father turns to my buddy and goes, "You were a load that should've been swallowed" I lost it right there also. Akward yes, but they both stopped fighting seeing me on the floor holding my sides laughing.

 

[ScottWChicago]

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

 

[Swerd]

No one ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence of the public.

 

[highfigh]

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Come to Milwaukee. You'll see that and worse, but they still think they're hotter than anything you might see anywhere else.

 

[highfigh]

"Your face looks like a pan full of fried azzholes".

 

[highfigh]

A woman came into the stereo store to pick up her cheapo stereo after declining the service estimate. The charge for diagnostics was $9 + tax and she didn't want to pay it, wouldn't understand why she should pay it and just wasn't going to pay it. She had her son with her and he looked to be about 14 years old. He also looked like he though we were going to attack them. At some point (all of us were pretty good-sized), all three of us stepped back from the counter and she reached out, hooked the receiver with her arm and shouted, "You ain't keepin' MY stereo, mutha-f&%$er!".

We were laughing too hard to try to get her to come back.

 

[Chu Gai]

The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ***.

 

[mudrummer99]

If ugly were an olympic sport...

 

[DTS-HD MA]

The best thing about ,, Special Olympics ,, is .. being ineligible ..

 

[Alex2507]

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29577&highlight=insults