OK, the big nasty snowstorm is now hitting Wisconsin! The snow is coming down so fast I can't even see it.
There is a sense of panic in the streets! Traffic is driving...normal. A guy walking past had the hood up on his hoodie... oh wait, that's the current fashion. Hardware stores are reporting...they still have shovels. Clothing stores have had their summer swim suits out since New Years! It's pandelerium!