Amusing & Sad

[Adam]

Go ahead and make me an offer. I was born about a minute ago.

See above, my friend. $20 for today only. It's a STEAL.

EDIT: I notice that you added a line to my post when you quoted it.

 

[Starmax]

sorry, that was unintentional...I'm still clumsy in cutting, pasting and editing on this site. Plus I've been drinking.

 

[Adam]

sorry, that was unintentional...I'm still clumsy in cutting, pasting and editing on this site. Plus I've been drinking.

Oh, no worries at all. It was just an observation.

Been drinking, huh? That tweak will be all the better. Give it a shot. Ten minutes for free, remember? SHAZAM! Now, go enjoy...

 

[Starmax]

Wow...my entire system sounds is ultra-sonic now!! It resonates with the high-def 158/584 frequency mega-bit titrate velocity that my deaf, dumb and blind ex-wife noticed 14 miles away in her Idaho survivalist bunker. I'm sending you a blank check...you fill in the amount you think is fair.

 

[Adam]

Wow...my entire system sounds is ultra-sonic now!! It resonates with the high-def 158/584 frequency mega-bit titrate velocity that my deaf, dumb and blind ex-wife noticed 14 miles away in her Idaho survivalist bunker. I'm sending you a blank check...you fill in the amount you think is fair.

Superb! Not that I'm surprised...after all, that was the intent.

I think that 14 cents is fair. Steep, but fair. It may seem like a lot at first, but I think that you'll grow to agree that the improvements are worth it.

 

[Starmax]

I'm not gay or anything, but I like you.

 

[Adam]

I just laughed so hard that I hurt something. Thanks!

 

[ChristopherN]

Ran across this link on AVGuide.com (apologies if someone already posted it).

http://www.nathanmarciniak.com/elemental/

Do people actually buy this stuff?

That clear sphere is an Apple Pro Speaker from the iMac G4 era.

Why would you do that to such a beautiful speaker?

 

[lsiberian]

On more careful reading, I realized these ads are parodies (at least I hope so). Good stuff!

I really want that acoustical treatment one.

 

[sawzalot]

Wow that was confusing for a minute or two I thought I was at av123 good thing I read on...

 

[AcuDefTechGuy]

Ran across this link on AVGuide.com (apologies if someone already posted it).

http://www.nathanmarciniak.com/elemental/

Do people actually buy this stuff?

***LMAO*****

That is priceless!!!


Soooooooooooo funny.

 

[Starmax]

***LMAO*****

That is priceless!!!


Soooooooooooo funny.

It IS funny...but I'll bet you if that was a for real site it would be making some money. Is that sad or just pathetic?

 

[Geno]

The stuff on that site is pretty funny, but if you haven't visited Machina Dynamica or Mapleshades, you may not realize that there are plenty of sites that are serious about crazy stuff. Better yet, read some of the cable & power cord reviews on Stereophile & The Absolute Sound.