*the camera pans*
{Discovery Channel narrator} "The SVS speakers proudly line up next to the Axiom, whose wooden finish glimmers in the tropical sun. The xl-s, not wanting to be left out, flash their low price tags... But wait! What is this creeping from the undergrowth? The Ascend Acoustics CBM-170s come sporting superior drivers and flat frequency charts! Incredible."
*Speakers face off*
{narrator} "Who will attract a buyer?"