The importance of being 16
I turned 16 in 1971 and the world became my oyster.
Upon turning 16, I passed my driver’s license test 3 days later; thanks to my best friend, who was 17, I had a car to practice with, prior to the test. My father was away in Sicily, visiting the family, so I was able to present a
fait accompli when he returned. Again my father was faced with a strong willed boy in another battle of wits. He announced that it was all fine and good that I had a license but was saddened that I wouldn’t be able to continue practicing my new found skill, since driving his car was out of the question and he couldn’t afford to buy me one, never mind the insurance. I had my own surprise announcement, anticipating this response, that I had the funds for a car and two years’ worth of cash reserves for the insurance policy. I had been working since I was 12 and squirreling half of my pay in the attic. The other half went to my parents, who unbeknownst to me were banking it for me. As far as I was concerned I was just an indentured servant with no bill of rights. One advantage of having immigrant parents was that I was for all intents and purposes the family’s accountant, legal advisor, translator & general troubleshooter. A crash course in adulthood, you might say. My poor parents, they didn’t stand a chance.
So what does a smart a$$ kid of 16 buy? Of course, a used Ferrari red (Regimental Red) 1967 Pontiac GTO sports coupe with a Hurst dual-gate shifter.
Yeah, baby!!! Whad’ya think, Dad? Horrified but helpless, he signed off on it. But since self-control is not a known affliction of 16 year olds, I proceeded to join in the local informal drag racing ring and in 3 weeks, blew out the engine during a race (sigh) … I was unbeaten in 7 of 8 races and made a tidy $140, minus the last race. Dad, bless his soul, neither gloated nor lorded it over me but he let me know I had forfeited my right to pick my next car with my moronic actions. Hard to fight that logic. So what does he pick for me …
with my own money!!! … a 1970 Pontiac Ventura. I begged, pleaded, threatened …
anything, anything but that Dad!!! … but it was all to no avail and unless I had plans to spend the weekend in the emergency room getting my jaw wired, I better get on board with the program.
It was in this depressed state that I walked into the Wee Three Records shop. I asked Larry, my own personal music advisor at the time, if anything new had come in. Larry whips out David Bowie’s
Hunky Dory (***********) and announces, “This is it, buy it”. Up to this point Larry has never steered me wrong but I really had my doubts after I saw the album cover of the only other Bowie album in the shop,
The Man Who Sold The World, and I’m looking at a guy reclining on a sofa in a dress.
Sheepishly I said, “
ahh, Larry? This guy looks like a queer”. Larry responds nonchalantly, “probably, what’s the big deal?”, and before I can respond he walks away to another customer.
Uh, Larry, can I listen to it before I buy it? Clearly annoyed, he bellows back, “No, I’ve only got 3 copies. Now leave me alone”. Larry would have never made it in the diplomatic corps or the best dressed list that year or any other year for that matter but he had great taste in music and who was I but a dumb 16 year old kid with a repulsive Pontiac Ventura.
So I moped my way home, fire up the Sony receiver, turn on the Dual turntable, put on side 1 and “Changes” come on …
changes indeed … and the hits just keep coming. But when this came on … my fate & life were sealed ... Thanks Dave
and let's not forget Larry.