Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[majorloser]

Tie some tin cans to her tail and splash some Tabasco Sauce on her @ss ... then just try stopping her.

Nevermind.................thought maybe this post was about something else when I first read it. Got my damn hopes up

 

[Alex2507]

Where the he'll is "Cape Brenton"? You know, sometimes I think you must be a "real" American...

Breton ... well, there's a geography lesson not soon to be forgotten.
Look, most Canadians have never heard of that place.
Didn't they invent mud wrestling there?

 

[GO-NAD!]

Didn't they invent mud wrestling there?

Maybe. I know they like to party hard there...

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Maybe. I know they like to party hard there...

...and everything else for that matter.

 

[avnetguy]

Where the he'll is "Cape Brenton"? You know, sometimes I think you must be a "real" American...

I think its a typo ... it's Capt Brenton!

 

[Alex2507]

Rick, Stop being mean by offering "some sugar" to him.


Alex has to be as jacked up as Spock during Pon Farr.

Just got results back from blood work and am celebrating a drop in cholesterol with pork chops ... bunch a sweets and probably steak. We're out of eggs.

 

[Rickster71]

Just got results back from blood work and am celebrating a drop in cholesterol with pork chops ... bunch a sweets and probably steak. We're out of eggs.

You really are eating healthy.
I remember the days when you'd coat those pork chops in crumbled Doritos.

 

[GO-NAD!]

Just got results back from blood work and am celebrating a drop in cholesterol with pork chops ... bunch a sweets and probably steak. We're out of eggs.

Atta boy! You show that circulatory system who's boss!

 

[Alex2507]

After clearing the sink so that Cheryl could work on the chops I got an apple fritter out on a plate and poured myself a cold glass of milk. As I put the milk away (yes, this is dessert before dinner) Cheryl got in between me and the apple fritter. I tried to wait her out but ended up moving her bodily with my hands. Well I guess my hands were cold because she started moving on her own, rolling her shoulders in this series of three weird chicken like wing flaps saying, "YOU'RE HANDS ARE COLD !!!"

 

[fuzz092888]

Does Cheryl know you've been using her paypal account?

After clearing the sink so that Cheryl could work on the chops I got an apple fritter out on a plate and poured myself a cold glass of milk. As I put the milk away (yes, this is dessert before dinner) Cheryl got in between me and the apple fritter. I tried to wait her out but ended up moving her bodily with my hands. Well I guess my hands were cold because she started moving on her own, rolling her shoulders in this series of three weird chicken like wing flaps saying, "YOU'RE HANDS ARE COLD !!!"

 

[Adam]

...Cheryl got in between me and the apple fritter.

Isn't that like getting between a wild animal and its babies?

 

[Steve81]

Now at the 1 year mark. I feel..............about the same.

 

[Adam]

Now at the 1 year mark. I feel..............about the same.

Happy anniversary, man!

 

[Alex2507]

Isn't that like getting between a wild animal and its babies?

That was the implication. Lucky for her she didn't make any sudden moves.

Does Cheryl know you've been using her paypal account?

Cheryl doesn't know she has a paypal account.

Now at the 1 year mark. I feel..............about the same.

I didn't realize you were that young. That explains Adam's interest in you.

 

[Alex2507]

Today I will amp up my bookshelves ... after a nap. The 1.5 steaks and 1.5 apple fritters from breakfast are taking their toll. No need to mention the associated bread and butter ... and milk. Is it really breaking a fast if you pass out from eating too much and merely pick up where you left off?

 

[Bryceo]

I'm at little worried for You Alex, try a salid next time

 

[Adam]

I'm at little worried for You Alex, try a salid next time

I believe that Alex's feelings towards the cruel decimation of plants are well established, you thoughtless barsted.

 

[Adam]

Ironically, I won't donate to PBS because their pledge drives (showing the same mind-numbing infomercials over and over and over again) are becoming more frequent than their "regular" programming.

 

[Alex2507]

Some really cool speakers. [VIDEO]

 

[fuzz092888]

Some really cool speakers. [VIDEO]

I want them.