Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[brianedm]

B***h, puh-lease. You ain't no gentleman.

Fine, they're tiny, tight, pink, and say yes please on the back.

 

[Adam]

Naw, I forgot the soda water and had to run out. 15 million people out so it slowed me down. Now all my buddies are calling me from the liquor stores asking what they should buy. It is impeding my own drinking...

I don't know about the laws in Texas, but here in Arizona we just don't answer the phone.

Plus, your big problem right now is that you have friends. For me...it's all smooth sailing. Drinky drinky.

 

[Adam]

Fine, they're tiny, tight, pink, and say yes please on the back.

Bastard. As I stopped myself from spitting beer all over my monitor, I just about choked.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

I don't know about the laws in Texas, but here in Arizona we just don't answer the phone.

Plus, your big problem right now is that you have friends. For me...it's all smooth sailing. Drinky drinky.

I am actually getting a kick out of it. I have talked two people into buying $100 tequila so far.

 

[Adam]

I am actually getting a kick out of it. I have talked two people into buying $100 tequila so far.

What kind?

 

[ParadigmDawg]

What kind?

Don Julio 1942, my favorite.

If you want, I can get up, walk to my bar and take a picture of it but I would rather you google it...

 

[Adam]

Don Julio 1942, my favorite.

If you want, I can get up, walk to my bar and take a picture of it but I would rather you google it...

Cool, thanks. (Sorry for the delay - I was stupidly responding to an actual audio thread. ) I've never heard of that before. Not surprising...as it costs $100.

 

[brianedm]

Don Julio 1942, my favorite.

If you want, I can get up, walk to my bar and take a picture of it but I would rather you google it...

It's probably no match for the Smirnoff and fresh fruit and juices blended up I'm gonna be drinking from a mason jar tonight

Edit: no match, not no mix. Idiot!

 

[ParadigmDawg]

It's probably no mix for the Smirnoff and fresh fruit and juices blended up I'm gonna be drinking from a mason jar tonight

No doubt...

 

[Adam]

It's probably no mix for the Smirnoff and fresh fruit and juices blended up I'm gonna be drinking from a mason jar tonight

It's probably the beer talking, but on first pass, I read "Smurf." Oh, Smurfette, you vixen.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

Cool, thanks. (Sorry for the delay - I

I was really worried about you...

 

[Adam]

I was really worried about you...

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, great. Now it's going to be all weird when I fly out there. Crap.

 

[brianedm]

It's probably the beer talking, but on first pass, I read "Smurf." Oh, Smurfette, you vixen.

Smurfette wear white panties. Mine are pink. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!!

 

[Adam]

This is without a doubt the most inebriated that I've been at 4pm in 20 years.

Which is said, because I've had two beers.

 

[Adam]

Smurfette wear white panties. Mine are pink. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!!

Dude, but she's blue. BLUE.

Ought oh...

 

[brianedm]

Dude, but she's blue. BLUE.

Ought oh...

Wait, who blue who?

 

[Adam]

Wait, who blue who?

Woah, come on, man. This is a family-friendly forum.

 

[brianedm]

Woah, come on, man. This is a family-friendly forum.

I'm at work, and can't embed, but you'll get a kick out of this. Best sitcom ever, IMO.

 

[lsiberian]

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, great. Now it's going to be all weird when I fly out there. Crap.

And all along I thought he was your daddy. Whose your daddy now?

 

[brianedm]

And all along I thought he was your daddy. Whose your daddy now?

And what does he do?