I've got one for you guys.
Me and the woman were driving through MD on our way to NJ on a Saturday. There is a Hyundai SUV in the left lane going about 70. Cool, no problem.
Some a-hole in a big pickup tailgates me, to which I don't respond. He then whips one lane over, and passes me. I see he is towing an unloaded trailer.
As he passes the Hyundai, he rolls down his window, sticks his head and arm out the window, and does what douchebags do.
About 3 seconds later, he swerves into the lane (by accident probably because he was too busy being a jerk to control his vehicle). He whips back into the lane... but it's too late. The trailer swings out, clips the Hyundai and smashes the front end.
I check my rear to make sure no one is there and slam my brakes. The Hyundai driver pulls over.
I pull up in front of him quite a ways. I see that the pickup driver pulled over about 1/4 mile ahead. I told the woman to keep an eye on him in case he tried to flee and run to the Hyundai. I check on the driver and his wife, very nice older couple. Their front passenger side was smashed, the tire was busted, and the rim was damaged.
I run back to my car and the pickup driver is walking back. I tell the Hyundai driver not to worry because I saw the whole thing and I was staying with them until they were ok and on their way home. I called the cops.
When the pickup driver gets to us, he gets loud and irate with the other driver, saying "You have no right to be driving so slow in the left lane." Now, I was calm up to this point, but I let him have it. Told him "STFU you a-hole, you could have killed all of us! Who the hell do you think you are telling people how fast they should be driving! He was already speeding, you were just being a a-hole! Take responsibility for WTF you did and STFU!"
So he tried to get angry with the driver again, to which I repeated with emphasis "S T F U AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY."
So the cops arrived and he did. I proceeded to help the other guy get the tire off his car, till the highway patrol showed up and asked me to stop because I could get hit from the traffic.
I almost did, all the running and anger and work on the car got me a lil dizzy when I shot up from the ground and I almost fell backwards into the left lane of traffic. The trooper almost caught me from falling but I balanced myself in time.
I get back to the car and the woman says "Babe what happened, I was mostly asleep." Told her "Nothin babe, go back to sleep if you want." So when she asked me later and told me she heard me yelling, I told her what happened. She said "That's why you're the best, that's why I love you."
