As I was checking out at the grocery store this afternoon, the lady made a comment about how I wasn't watching the game - but she wondered who I was rooting for. I had to ask her, "what game?"
Checkout lady: "The 49er game."
Me: "Oh, I'm not a football fan."
Lady: "Ahhh, you must be watching the Open."
Me: "Uhh, no, I'm not a sports fan."
Lady, not knowing what was left: "At least you're enjoying this nice day."
The weather...always a safe bet.