Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Adam]

Time for me to turn in. 3:30 is coming like a freight train.

I was gone too long. I didn't even know that Rick got a new nickname. "3:30." That's different. Cool, but different.

 

[Adam]

Just watched "Against the Wall" (a free download on PS3). Not bad.

 

[Davemcc]

Just watched "Against the Wall"

Is that what you call your home video guest starring Alex?

 

[Adam]

Is that what you call your home video guest starring Alex?

Nah, that's "Wild Hogs."

BTW, I'm a bit disappointed that it took almost 45 minutes for such a comment. Come on, people.

 

[Adam]

I'm trying to straighten up my office. In other words, pick up all the paper off the floor. Turns out, I've got way too much s**t.

 

[Adam]

Just found an unopened birthday card from two years ago.

 

[Adam]

Turns out, I've got way too much s**t.

Talk about an understatement...

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Just found an unopened birthday card from two years ago.

Any money?

 

[Adam]

Any money?

That's the first thing that I was wondering! But, no. I did find a letter good for a free large Papa John's pizza, though. It's from two years ago when they messed up an order. I should use that.

 

[gmichael]

Sorry, man - talking about tofu. I don't eat sausage.

NTTAWWT?

 

[gmichael]

I searched for that tofu inspiration you spoke of and saw that I was clearly goofing on the idea. Even though I have no problem eating tofu I don't like buy it ... in bulk.

Time for me to turn in. 3:30 is coming like a freight train.

Tofu is on my list of things to avoid for my kidney stones. Although, the things I can have from that diet are the same foods that I can't have for my diabetes diet. They only thing common to both lists that I can have is water.

 

[GO-NAD!]

I know people who are disgusted by the thought of eating meat. Yet, they do everything in their power to make tofu taste like - you guessed it - meat.

 

[gmichael]

I know people who are disgusted by the thought of eating meat. Yet, they do everything in their power to make tofu taste like - you guessed it - meat.

How do you make tofu taste like meat? Soak it in animal fat?

By the way, can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

[Alex2507]

They only thing common to both lists that I can have is water.

Now that's what I call a diet.

 

[gmichael]

Now that's what I call a diet.

Yeah, and what do the first 3 letters on diet spell?

 

[Alex2507]

Yeah, and what do the first 3 letters on diet spell?

For me it spells 'stop eating food by the metric ton or suffer the consequences you fatty'.

 

[Adam]

For me it spells 'stop eating food by the metric ton or suffer the consequences you fatty'.

What consequences? Satisfaction? A feeling of contentment? That relaxing lull after a filling meal?

Eat it...you know you want to.

 

[Adam]

I'm awake.

 

[gmichael]

For me it spells 'stop eating food by the metric ton or suffer the consequences you fatty'.

Honey? Is that you?

 

[gmichael]

Eat it...you know you want to.

Not me. I don't swing that way.