Barnum Underestimated The Birth Rate Of Suckers

C

Chu Gai

Audioholic Samurai
by James Randi. Now, before you click on the Stereophile link, guess who wrote about high priced cables.

We’re always hoping at JREF that the folks known as “audiophiles” – as a sector of our modern community – would decide to get smart and use common sense in their spending decisions. I’ve pretty well had to conclude that they value name and appearance more than practicality; they need well-advertised names on all their displayed equipment so that their visitors and other similarly-afflicted persons will be impressed. Whether the “tweaks” they purchase are worth anything at all, seems unimportant to them.

I’ve just completed the entry in my next book – A Magician in the Laboratory – on my battle with Stereophile Magazine, who agreed to take the test for the JREF million-dollar prize, then backed out. My differences with them concerned the ridiculous prices of loudspeaker cables for sound systems, when tests have shown that ordinary hardware-store 110-volt zip cord – in most cases, is indistinguishable from the products advertised in the magazine. Now I’ve received a notice that took me to http://www.stereophile.com/writer/119?page=3 where I found that it’s even worse than I previously thought…

Examples: Kimber Kable offers speaker cables at $550 to $2,350 per foot, depending on what you can afford. It’s available in either all-copper, copper-silver hybrid, or full silver configurations and features a new multi-layer braid that combines stranded and solid core conduct. Wow! Kimber proudly tell us that with this product, they’re “…mixing different conductor shapes to best convey the whole range of bass sound.” Well, I should hope so. They believe, you see, that a large solid conductor is great for low bass, a flat conductor is best for mid bass, and a polymer coated Litz works best for highs and transients. “Litz” wire, you should know, is designed to reduce “skin effect” and “proximity effect” losses in conductors used at frequencies up to one million cycles a second [Hertz]. No sound systems I can imagine would benefit the human listener, whose upper limit of frequency is about 20,000 Hertz. And the XLO folks, who make 110-volt power cords to plug into the wall and lead into your stereo system, have introduced the 6-foot Purple Rush power cord, at $1,167 per foot. [see photo] That’s for a power cord, folks – which you can buy at Home Depot for 30¢ per foot...! The XLO company tells us they took eight years to develop – and “refine” – this wonder, which certainly makes me wonder. Furutech power cord prices start at $31/foot and go up up to $200/ft, and their speaker cables go for $308/ft. JPS Labs Superconductor Q USB fetches $120/ft. and Superconductor 3 USB, $240/ft. Both boast a “precision twisted-quad design with dual shields and gold-plated connectors.” That’s the least we could expect, at that price. Cardas’ Clear Light Speaker Cable is priced at $160/ft., and that’s the “lower end of the Clear speaker cable line.” And it goes on…

And as if to get in on the audiophiles-are-suckers discovery, San Francisco Symphony's general manager John Kieser has turned out 22 new LPs – remember them? – of their Mahler series as a complete set on vinyl. I can expect that before long we’ll see some opportunist advertising 78 r.p.m shellac/paper/powdered-slate discs, to return to the “good old days.” And yes, I assure you, the audiophiles will reach for their wallets…
 
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90gstman

Audioholic Intern
Power cords are my favorite. I love how the last 3 feet of power cable can fix the hundreds of feet of wire in my house not to mention the hundreds of MILES of power cable from the electric plant. That last three feet can straighten out the electrons and put them in order for delivery to your gear. The highs will shimmer, the lows will be tight and subtaranian. Your wallet will be empty.
 
its phillip

its phillip

Audioholic Ninja
It must be nice, having no morals or ethics and selling products like that.
 
darien87

darien87

Audioholic Spartan
Power cords are my favorite. I love how the last 3 feet of power cable can fix the hundreds of feet of wire in my house not to mention the hundreds of MILES of power cable from the electric plant. That last three feet can straighten out the electrons and put them in order for delivery to your gear. The highs will shimmer, the lows will be tight and subtaranian. Your wallet will be empty.
Not to mention that big-*** purple power cord looks like it is heavy enough that it will probalby yank all but the beefiest components right off your shelf. :rolleyes:
 
dkane360

dkane360

Audioholic Field Marshall
Not to mention that big-*** purple power cord looks like it is heavy enough that it will probalby yank all but the beefiest components right off your shelf. :rolleyes:
That power cord is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen :eek:
 
BMXTRIX

BMXTRIX

Audioholic Warlord
I can't possibly read a magaize which has no supporting numbers or testing to go with such ridiculous claims and openly employs such low morality fools that just work to deceive others.

It's like crooked police officers... Just doesn't sit right with me.

I would register for their forums, but would only get kicked out in a day or so.
 
highfigh

highfigh

Seriously, I have no life.
Power cords are my favorite. I love how the last 3 feet of power cable can fix the hundreds of feet of wire in my house not to mention the hundreds of MILES of power cable from the electric plant. That last three feet can straighten out the electrons and put them in order for delivery to your gear. The highs will shimmer, the lows will be tight and subtaranian. Your wallet will be empty.
I don't know where you get your electrons, but if they're still running rampant by the time they get to your house, well, I think they need to take a time out.

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