Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Alex2507]

10 lbs is pretty good.

Thanks but after you have been on a two fisted pork chop binge for a year ... ... it's weak.

I just found out that Robert Palmer died back in '03 from a heart attack at the age of 54. My own mortality is hanging over me like a cloud. I'm not going to over do it on BBQ today just because I don't want to have a sudden heart attack and mess up everybody's 4th ... dead guy at the cookout.

... and when I do croak I'm gonna come back and haunt Davemcc ... Mtry too.

 

[lsiberian]

Thanks but after you have been on a two fisted pork chop binge for a year ... ... it's weak.

I just found out that Robert Palmer died back in '03 from a heart attack at the age of 54. My own mortality is hanging over me like a cloud. I'm not going to over do it on BBQ today just because I don't want to have a sudden heart attack and mess up everybody's 4th ... dead guy at the cookout.

... and when I do croak I'm gonna come back and haunt Davemcc ... Mtry too.

You could get hit by a bus tomorrow regardless of fitness so I'd not fret over it too much.

 

[majorloser]

... and make it an honest American beer like my former favorite, Budweiser

You do know that Budweiser is no longer an American owned company?

http://www.ab-inbev.com/go/about_abinbev/our_company/ab_inbev_company_profile.cfm

 

[Alex2507]

Bud's still an American beer. I mean it's not an import, right?

Can you go in two directions?

Doug sure seems to be able to.

 

[haraldo]

You do know that Budweiser is no longer an American owned company?

http://www.ab-inbev.com/go/about_abinbev/our_company/ab_inbev_company_profile.cfm

Shocking

American beer is now Belgian

This may be a solution to the issue:

 

[Alex2507]

*Kicks rocks, wish I was eligible*

I wish you were too ... instead of all the people who joined yesterday to steal my speakers.

Maybe we could all chip in to bribe you to ban everybody who has entered that giveaway with less than *7,965 posts.

EDIT: * ... at the time of this posting.

BTW: Hey, Adwilk! Look what I found!

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/47000/Close-Call--47397.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.freakingnews.com/Firefighter-Pictures--2122.asp&usg=__EO_Pz1rPzijH5zcDf4LohLnPJOY=&h=772&w=500&sz=133&hl=en&start=19&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=SSKun9JTG6gvRM:&tbnh=142&tbnw=92&prev=/images?q=close+call&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbs=isch:1

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Can you go in two directions?

Doug sure seems to be able to.

Only two?

 

[Rickster71]

Bud's still an American beer. I mean it's not an import, right?

Maybe I shouldn't mention this...it's like saying Santa doesn't exist.
Bud has had the nickname "butt wiper" for at least 20 years; especially after beers like Sam Adams and other craft brews came out.
To make matters worse, Budweiser is made with some rice too; it's a cheap filler.
Some of the non-alcoholic stuff you drink is actually better.

 

[haraldo]

Maybe I shouldn't mention this...it's like saying Santa doesn't exist.
Bud has had the nickname "butt wiper" for at least 20 years; especially after beers like Sam Adams and other craft brews came out.
To make matters worse, Budweiser is made with some rice too; it's a cheap filler.
Some of the non-alcoholic stuff you drink is actually better.

Waddayoumean santa doesn't exist?

Do you suggest that there really is no Santa Claus?

Well Bud is not really strong, kind of feels like water, with some sense of..... smell of beer....

 

[Alex2507]

Only two?

I'm not gonna be giving up points easily.
Has your boffing ever sent the family pet running for cover?
Has a motel owner ever called your mom on you for destroying a waterbed?
I earned my points the hard way ... ... I mean with great difficulty.

To make matters worse, Budweiser is made with some rice too; it's a cheap filler.

Blasphemer !!! I knew you had some funny ways but I didn't think you were a communist.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

I'm not gonna be giving up points easily.
Has your boffing ever sent the family pet running for cover?
Has a motel owner ever called your mom on you for destroying a waterbed?
I earned my points the hard way ... ... I mean with great difficulty.

I've got a point right here...

 

[Alex2507]

I've got a point right here...

I laugh.
Girl says, "What are you laughing at?"
I say, "Nothing."

 

[lsiberian]

I wish you were too ... instead of all the people who joined yesterday to steal my speakers.

Maybe we could all chip in to bribe you to ban everybody who has entered that giveaway with less than *7,965 posts.

Good thing I didn't enter the contest. I'm not even interested in the setup. I figure those who signed up need it more than me.

 

[pzaur]

I need that system for my bathroom.

-pat

 

[Alex2507]

I'm not even interested in the setup.

You need your head examined.

I need that system for my bathroom.

You need your @ss examined.
What the hell are you doing in the bathroom that you need full surround with a dual driver sub, Pat?

 

[Ares]

9 out 10 squirrels prefer the taste of Budweiser

and here is the one that didn't.

 

[Rickster71]

Blasphemer !!! I knew you had some funny ways but I didn't think you were a communist.

By 'funny ways'.... you mean that in a good way right?

 

[STRONGBADF1]

By 'funny ways'.... you mean that in a good way right?

Good for you or good for him???

 

[gmichael]

By 'funny ways'.... you mean that in a good way right?

Not that there's anything wrong with your funny ways.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

By 'funny ways'.... you mean that in a good way right?

Not that there's anything wrong with your funny ways.

Is that why Alex is always walking around singing "Baby I Love Your Way"?