It's hard to save a few dollars on a product that only costs a few dollars.
Just unplug it before you turn the garden hose on it.
The spray is about 10 bucks. I know you got 10 fingers but the spray is magical.
Regarding the issue with the sub being directional, placement might be a factor. If it's stuffed into a corner or up against bookshelves, walls or desks there might be reinforcement of a frequency as much as an octave higher (I'm guessing) than what you are crossing over at depending on the sub, slope and room modes. I only know what about half of that means but to get real help, post a pic of the setup/placement.
Seeing your mention of using a crossover in a computer has me thinking that you might get some good help over in that HTPC forum where they might want to know stuff about your sound card and other computer stuff.
Start with the advice that's been offered regarding the spray and go forward from there.