Stereotyping

[Alex2507]

Why is this one group considered representative of the whole?

... but I have scouted out Upstate NY and will soon be deciding whether or not I can take Jersey.

 

[Rickster71]

... but I have scouted out Upstate NY and will soon be deciding whether or not I can take Jersey.

Nothing to see here.

 

[Alex2507]

Nothing to see here.

... spare the women and eat the babies ... that is so backward.

 

[Jed M]

... spare the women and eat the babies ... that is so backward.

Unless you've tried babies.

 

[Chu Gai]

Alex, I take it you're aware of studies that show simians can be taught to use 'money' to pay for sex with females who might otherwise not be inclined to be willing.

 

[Rickster71]

Unless you've tried babies.

They're not just for breakfast anymore.

 

[Alex2507]

Alex, I take it you're aware of studies that show simians can be taught to use 'money' to pay for sex with females who might otherwise not be inclined to be willing.

No but I am wildly interested in reading more. Don't tease me like this.

 

[gmichael]

Alex, I take it you're aware of studies that show simians can be taught to use 'money' to pay for sex with females who might otherwise not be inclined to be willing.

What a fantastic idea! Can humans be taught this trick too?

 

[Davemcc]

What a fantastic idea! Can humans be taught this trick too?

Why is this not taught in school?

 

[Chu Gai]

No but I am wildly interested in reading more. Don't tease me like this.

Some simian you are! Try this for starters: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/05/magazine/05FREAK.html?pagewanted=all

There's also research that female monkeys tend to scream out during sex and it's thought that this is to encourage the male to climax. Now we know why guys like women to talk dirty.

 

[Chu Gai]

Why is this not taught in school?

Not necessary. The teachers are giving it away for free.

 

[gmichael]

Why is this not taught in school?

Economics 101?

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Sexonomics 101?

Fixed!

 

[markw]

Alex, I take it you're aware of studies that show simians can be taught to use 'money' to pay for sex with females who might otherwise not be inclined to be willing.

Seeing some of the so-called ladies for hire that hang around some of the seedier areas around here, they would be an improvement.

 

[GO-NAD!]

Some simian you are! Try this for starters: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/05/magazine/05FREAK.html?pagewanted=all

There's also research that female monkeys tend to scream out during sex and it's thought that this is to encourage the male to climax. Now we know why guys like women to talk dirty.

Interesting article. I think this is what Alex did when he got his speeding ticket...

''They'd throw their feces at the wall, walk into the corner and sit on their hands, kind of sulk.''

 

[Alex2507]

Interesting article. I think this is what Alex did when he got his speeding ticket...

''They'd throw their feces at the wall, walk into the corner and sit on their hands, kind of sulk.''

It did put a damper on my mood but I was fresh out of feces.

 

[GO-NAD!]

It did put a damper on my mood but I was fresh out of feces.

Add more fibre to your diet....

 

[lsiberian]

I thought this would be a thread cursing the use of Stereo in such a negative word only to find it's Alex crying about bad press about his species. I feel cheated. But thankfully the thread was redeemed with the usual AH hijack

 

[Alex2507]

... the thread was redeemed with the usual AH hijack

Monkey hookers on high fiber diets is hardly the 'usual' thread jack.
This is rather extraordinary by any measure.

 

[Ares]

Since the topic of hookers for monkeys was brought up.