This story reminds me of a joke. (stop your groaning you heathens it's funny)
So during the times of King Arthur and his merry men, there was a small village that had a king and his gorgeous younger 20 something queen who was quite frisky. So before he went off to battle to defend his village, he went to the wizard and asked him to design the perfect chastity belt, anything that tried to penetrate the boundaries of the belt would be instantly cut off. So the king satisfied with the wizards design heads off to war.
A few years later he returns to the loving arms of his wife, but fearing she may have been unfaithful has all the men of the village line up and strip, sure enough, every man of age has been turned into a eunich showing they at least tried to sully the virtue of his queen, except one lone strapping young lad who was still with equipment. The King so amazed that one man in his village had the fortitude and strength to be faithful to his king and not try anything agrees to reward this man with any wish he may have.
So the king approaches the young man and asks what he would like and the man says proudly, "ydiwbvbcv dcicwgdwp dbvdbcdgc"