True, have any suggestions? How about the new Miss America? She is hot!
Cheers,
Phil
That movie they should just have loads panning shots of hot chicks rather than one main one that speaks. Think more along the lines of Entourage, where every other scene is a panning shot of a pool with girls around it. If they talk, its a few lines.
Transformers should be like this:
Opening credits roll in a strip club with Shia just chillin' drunk after he breaks up with DSLips (continuity)
He meets a stripper, she does a lapdance. Takes up some time, and is better than when we had to sit through class lectures in the movie.
They go outside, he is taking her home, and some random Transformer stuff happens and he has that car that does some stuff with lots of bass....
She dies. **** it.
Panning shot '1 month later' he is at the beach...panning shot of hotties.
More transformer stuff, like robots come out of the water and girls run in bikinis. Bass, lots of bass.
Turns out the stripper is actually alive, she only pretended to die because she is actually a killer robot from space.
Transformer Stripper. Robots, strippers, panning shots of hot chicks....how the rest of the movie goes doesn't really matter, as long as it sticks to that formula. If the movie gets slow, just add a panning shot of a bunch of models hanging out. Then have a robot scene with lots of LFO bass.
Thats my vote anyways.
