Yet another reason to be glad we live in the U.S.

[darien87]

Group sex is illegal in China!

How dare the Chinese government say that their citizens can't enjoy a nice 3-way?!?!

http://www.chinahush.com/2010/04/03/swingers-in-china-arrested-over-group-sex-parties/

 

[chris357]

does Rosie and her 5 friends count as group sex?

 

[Nugu]

Sounds like the State sodomy laws we had, on the books but not enforced. (Till they were removed or over turned by the Supreme Court in 2003) Except you don't want to challenge the Chinese govt because they'll stomp right on you no matter how dumb it is just because they don't want to be pushed to change things. Though now that it's made international news they will probably give him a wrist slap penalty instead of throwing away the key for the max sentence.

 

[jamie2112]

Oh really is that all how bout this :1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.


Now how do you feel about China?

 

[gmichael]

Oh really is that all how bout this :1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.


Now how do you feel about China?

I like turtles?

 

[darien87]

Oh really is that all how bout this :1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.


Now how do you feel about China?

I can get behind number 7. There's nothing worse than being stuck in a slow line going through a toll booth. "Damn, what's taking so long?! What? The dude's having sex in there! I'm stuck in this long *** line and he's gettin' a handy?!"

 

[Alex2507]

Group sex is illegal in China!

You seem to have a fixation.

Did you see the last round of pic's in the boring thread.

 

[highfigh]

Oh really is that all how bout this :1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.


Now how do you feel about China?

Re: #6- is it still OK for him to yell 'YEEE HAWWW!!!!!!"?

 

[MatthewB.]

Oh really is that all how bout this :1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BTW #8 seems like a prickly situation.

 

[Midwesthonky]

Yeah...how do you explain #8 to the medics or ER personnel?

 

[Chu Gai]

Here are some more whacky ones.

1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."

 

[KEW]

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

Damn, why do the Gay guys get to have all of the fun?
We straight guys need to organize or sumpthin!

 

[gmichael]

Here are some more whacky ones.

1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."

Where does one go to apply for number 6?
Number 9 is a bummer. There goes one of my all time favorites.
How do you get around number 8 with number 9?

 

[darien87]

You seem to have a fixation.

Did you see the last round of pic's in the boring thread.

No I didn't. If there are pictures of hot Chinese chicks I'm there.

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

No I didn't. If there are pictures of hot Chinese chicks I'm there.

Maybe not safe for work....

http://en.akihabaranews.com/26097/babes/asian-babe-fight-of-the-week
http://en.akihabaranews.com/25975/babes/asian-babe-fight-of-the-week

you get the picture

 

[darien87]

Maybe not safe for work....

http://en.akihabaranews.com/26097/babes/asian-babe-fight-of-the-week
http://en.akihabaranews.com/25975/babes/asian-babe-fight-of-the-week

you get the picture

You sir are my new best friend. I will be bookmarking this page for sure!!

 

[jamie2112]

You sir are my new best friend. I will be bookmarking this page for sure!!

pretty good I might say myself........

 

[Tarub]

I think only in America where its legal to have sex with your couch and post it in Body Building Forum.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=123521391

 

[GirgleMirt]

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm and he is in the same room.

TFTFY.

2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

Eeeew! Reminds me of this (from Richard Dawkins the God Delusion):

Do those people who hold up the Bible as an inspiration to
moral rectitude have the slightest notion of what is actually written
in it? The following offences merit the death penalty, according to
Leviticus 20: cursing your parents; committing adultery; making
love to your stepmother or your daughter-in-law; homosexuality;
marrying a woman and her daughter; bestiality (and, to add injury
to insult, the unfortunate beast is to be killed too). You also get
executed, of course, for working on the sabbath: the point is made
again and again throughout the Old Testament. In Numbers 15, the
children of Israel found a man in the wilderness gathering sticks on
the forbidden day. They arrested him and then asked God what to
do with him. As it turned out, God was in no mood for halfmeasures
that day. 'And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall
surely be put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with
stones without the camp. And all the congregation brought him
without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died.' Did
this harmless gatherer of firewood have a wife and children to
grieve for him? Did he whimper with fear as the first stones flew,
and scream with pain as the fusillade crashed into his head?
What shocks me today about such stories is not that they really
happened. They probably didn't. What makes my jaw drop is that
people today should base their lives on such an appalling role
model as Yahweh - and, even worse, that they should bossily try
to force the same evil monster (whether fact or fiction) on the rest
of us.

LOL poor goat

 

[CaliHwyPatrol]

I've never banged a perfect 10... But one night I banged five 2's.