Some weird things happen to some drunks

[bandphan]

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html

Would have love to been a fly on the wall for that one.

 

[billy p]

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html

Would have love to been a fly on the wall for that one.

Hum...maybe he thought it was one of Phil's relatives.... I wonder what he was drinking..lol.

 

[adwilk]

Thats freakin awesome, and incredibly drunk. Wow...

 

[highfigh]

It's just not possible to make up some of this stuff.

 

[majorloser]

I wonder what he was drinking..lol.

Sounds like the "Green Fairy" strikes again!

My favorite line,"Levier says Wolfe was extremely intoxicated and did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Like maybe he had his mouth somewhere else?

necro-zoophilia

(let's see how long it takes for that to lures the monkey into this thread)

 

[gholt]

That's just gross. But, I guess drunk people may do anything. Wonder what prompted him to want to give a road kill moth to mouth?

 

[gmichael]

Maybe that was his ex-wife reborne as an animal. It would be worth keeping her alive just to make sure that she didn't come back as a person again.

 

[KEW]

Majorloser beat me to it, but I wonder if he had any tongue action going!
He was still working on the foreplay.

I've seen too many opossums scrounging for food. "That's just nasty!"

 

[zhimbo]

I think this is in code or something.

I mean, "resuscitating the opossum" has "euphemism" written all over it.

 

[bandphan]

part II

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0407101purse1.html