So far everything listed annoys me just as much, the glad bags stuff, and ESPECIALLY the Viagra and the other one where they beat around the bush a lot, it goes "It will increase that certain part of the male body" and stuff like that, if you were to watch it as a doctor you may not even know what they're talking about. It's usually on late night TV.
Also anything with a jingle that I don't actually need, because they are scientifically proven to get in my head and make me remember phone numbers.
"Call 1-800-Steamer, stanley steamer make carpets cleaner!"
Oh and the structured settlement JG-Wentworth "It's your money, use it when you need it!" I especially hate that one. Same reason, I remember the # 877-cash-now. that's sad.