Well, we're talking normal circumstances, not reverse biasing a diode to breakdown conditions. I've been deeply involved in component level electronics for many years, so trust me I've done my own brand of such "experimenting", and much more than that as well.
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Beyond this though, it's silly to continue this thread. This discussion is off-base, barely relevant, and as TLS put it, no need to waste any more of our time with even the original question posted by the OP. PM me sometime if you want to have a great discussion on electronics and electrical theory, it'll be a hoot.