Favorite movie line Part II.!!!!!!

[speakerman39]

"Oh Yeah.......how is that working out for you?"


"But, I can wipe my own a$$!"



Cheers,

Phil

 

[Alex2507]

Once again, I can't remember the movie but it was Philip Seymour Hoffman saying something like:

"We gotta go. I sharted."

 

[basspig]

"A man can live a good life, be honest, give to charity, but in the end, the number of people who come to his funeral is entirely dependant on the weather."
--Alan Burnside in Nothing But the Truth

 

[speakerman39]

"Remember, what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas"


"I got to get me one of these!"


"You little man"



Cheers,

Phil

 

[Ares]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? love this line from full metal jacket.

 

[j_garcia]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? love this line from full metal jacket.

We pretty much quoted everything Sgt. Hartman said in the last thread

 

[Ares]

Sorry didn't know,I wasn't around for the last thread,but still got to have love for Gunny.

 

[j_garcia]

Sorry didn't know,I wasn't around for the last thread,but still got to have love for Gunny.

It is OK, we are rehashing most of these in this thread as well

"That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?"

"I didn't know they stacked sh** that high".

 

[jeanseb]

"I have to return some video tapes"

Epic.

 

[Ares]

It is OK, we are rehashing most of these in this thread as well

"That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?"

"I didn't know they stacked sh** that high".

No,but my wife says I'm a royal pain in the a** does that count.

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

 

[speakerman39]

"You should not be here"



"Who do you work for?"



"Does it hurt?"



Cheers,

Phil

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

"That's gonna leave a mark"

I gave you thanks....but the quote is not complete.

It should read.........."Son of Aaaaaaa.......that's gonna leave a mark!"

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.

Love that one!!

Claaaaasic!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? love this line from full metal jacket.

That entire movie is filled with classic one liners................. nice choice!!

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

Sorry didn't know,I wasn't around for the last thread,but still got to have love for Gunny.

Speaking of Gunny............Gunny Hightower in HB Ridge had his share too!!

I could list dozens, but will limit myself with 2....

#1
"Jail Binger: I don't like soldier boys.
Highway: Say what?
Jail Binger: If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
Highway: Well, it sounds like you're a man of experience.
Jail Binger: What the hell's that supposed to mean, grunge ****.
Highway: It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's *** at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
Jail Binger: Ain't gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead!
Highway: [hands cigar to the young man] Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared."


#2
"Highway: I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the **** hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who ******* to ******* who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-***-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time ". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!"

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

Short and sweet................


"I'll be Back"

 

[Buckeye_Nut]

One of my all time favorites...........

"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?"

Sincerely,

D.H.

 

[speakerman39]

"Hey man how about a courtesy flush.......that sounds a little wet"



Cheers,

Phil

 

[Adam]

"You - you've got me? Who's got you?"

 

[darien87]

"You - you've got me? Who's got you?"

Superman, nice. Margot Kidder when she was still somewhat attractive and before she went bat-**** crazy.