speakerman39 Audioholic Overlord Feb 10, 2006 10,401 0 113 59 Dec 16, 2009 #41 "Oh Yeah.......how is that working out for you?" "But, I can wipe my own a$$!" Cheers, Phil
Alex2507 Audioholic Slumlord Dec 29, 2006 18,125 0 113 Nunya Bidness Dec 17, 2009 #42 Once again, I can't remember the movie but it was Philip Seymour Hoffman saying something like: "We gotta go. I sharted."
Once again, I can't remember the movie but it was Philip Seymour Hoffman saying something like: "We gotta go. I sharted."
basspig Full Audioholic Jul 31, 2009 354 0 43 Connecticut Dec 18, 2009 #43 "A man can live a good life, be honest, give to charity, but in the end, the number of people who come to his funeral is entirely dependant on the weather." --Alan Burnside in Nothing But the Truth
"A man can live a good life, be honest, give to charity, but in the end, the number of people who come to his funeral is entirely dependant on the weather." --Alan Burnside in Nothing But the Truth
speakerman39 Audioholic Overlord Feb 10, 2006 10,401 0 113 59 Dec 18, 2009 #44 "Remember, what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas" "I got to get me one of these!" "You little man" Cheers, Phil
"Remember, what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas" "I got to get me one of these!" "You little man" Cheers, Phil
Ares Audioholic Samurai Nov 22, 2009 2,129 0 83 Chicago Dec 18, 2009 #45 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? love this line from full metal jacket. Reactions: Buckeye_Nut
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? love this line from full metal jacket.
j_garcia Audioholic Jedi Jul 11, 2005 32,531 0 113 Dec 18, 2009 #46 Ares said: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? love this line from full metal jacket. Click to expand... We pretty much quoted everything Sgt. Hartman said in the last thread
Ares said: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? love this line from full metal jacket. Click to expand... We pretty much quoted everything Sgt. Hartman said in the last thread
Ares Audioholic Samurai Nov 22, 2009 2,129 0 83 Chicago Dec 18, 2009 #47 Sorry didn't know,I wasn't around for the last thread,but still got to have love for Gunny.
j_garcia Audioholic Jedi Jul 11, 2005 32,531 0 113 Dec 18, 2009 #48 Ares said: Sorry didn't know,I wasn't around for the last thread,but still got to have love for Gunny. Click to expand... It is OK, we are rehashing most of these in this thread as well "That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?" "I didn't know they stacked sh** that high".
Ares said: Sorry didn't know,I wasn't around for the last thread,but still got to have love for Gunny. Click to expand... It is OK, we are rehashing most of these in this thread as well "That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?" "I didn't know they stacked sh** that high".
jeanseb Audioholic May 9, 2006 225 0 0 Montreal, Qc Dec 18, 2009 #49 "I have to return some video tapes" Epic. Reactions: Seth=L
Ares Audioholic Samurai Nov 22, 2009 2,129 0 83 Chicago Dec 18, 2009 #50 j_garcia said: It is OK, we are rehashing most of these in this thread as well "That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?" "I didn't know they stacked sh** that high". Click to expand... No,but my wife says I'm a royal pain in the a** does that count. Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
j_garcia said: It is OK, we are rehashing most of these in this thread as well "That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?" "I didn't know they stacked sh** that high". Click to expand... No,but my wife says I'm a royal pain in the a** does that count. Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
speakerman39 Audioholic Overlord Feb 10, 2006 10,401 0 113 59 Dec 19, 2009 #51 "You should not be here" "Who do you work for?" "Does it hurt?" Cheers, Phil
B Buckeye_Nut Audioholic Field Marshall Mar 10, 2006 1,998 0 0 Dec 19, 2009 #52 j_garcia said: "That's gonna leave a mark" Click to expand... I gave you thanks....but the quote is not complete. It should read.........."Son of Aaaaaaa.......that's gonna leave a mark!"
j_garcia said: "That's gonna leave a mark" Click to expand... I gave you thanks....but the quote is not complete. It should read.........."Son of Aaaaaaa.......that's gonna leave a mark!"
B Buckeye_Nut Audioholic Field Marshall Mar 10, 2006 1,998 0 0 Dec 19, 2009 #53 gmichael said: Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges. Click to expand... Love that one!! Claaaaasic!!!!!!!!!!!
gmichael said: Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges. Click to expand... Love that one!! Claaaaasic!!!!!!!!!!!
B Buckeye_Nut Audioholic Field Marshall Mar 10, 2006 1,998 0 0 Dec 19, 2009 #54 Ares said: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? love this line from full metal jacket. Click to expand... That entire movie is filled with classic one liners................. nice choice!! Reactions: Ares
Ares said: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? love this line from full metal jacket. Click to expand... That entire movie is filled with classic one liners................. nice choice!!
B Buckeye_Nut Audioholic Field Marshall Mar 10, 2006 1,998 0 0 Dec 19, 2009 #55 Ares said: Sorry didn't know,I wasn't around for the last thread,but still got to have love for Gunny. Click to expand... Speaking of Gunny............Gunny Hightower in HB Ridge had his share too!! I could list dozens, but will limit myself with 2.... #1 "Jail Binger: I don't like soldier boys. Highway: Say what? Jail Binger: If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead. Highway: Well, it sounds like you're a man of experience. Jail Binger: What the hell's that supposed to mean, grunge ****. Highway: It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's *** at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. Jail Binger: Ain't gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead! Highway: [hands cigar to the young man] Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared." #2 "Highway: I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the **** hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who ******* to ******* who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-***-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time ". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!" Reactions: Ares
Ares said: Sorry didn't know,I wasn't around for the last thread,but still got to have love for Gunny. Click to expand... Speaking of Gunny............Gunny Hightower in HB Ridge had his share too!! I could list dozens, but will limit myself with 2.... #1 "Jail Binger: I don't like soldier boys. Highway: Say what? Jail Binger: If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead. Highway: Well, it sounds like you're a man of experience. Jail Binger: What the hell's that supposed to mean, grunge ****. Highway: It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's *** at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. Jail Binger: Ain't gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead! Highway: [hands cigar to the young man] Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared." #2 "Highway: I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the **** hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who ******* to ******* who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-***-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time ". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!"
B Buckeye_Nut Audioholic Field Marshall Mar 10, 2006 1,998 0 0 Dec 19, 2009 #56 Short and sweet................ "I'll be Back"
B Buckeye_Nut Audioholic Field Marshall Mar 10, 2006 1,998 0 0 Dec 19, 2009 #57 One of my all time favorites........... "I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?" Sincerely, D.H. Reactions: Adam
One of my all time favorites........... "I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?" Sincerely, D.H.
speakerman39 Audioholic Overlord Feb 10, 2006 10,401 0 113 59 Dec 21, 2009 #58 "Hey man how about a courtesy flush.......that sounds a little wet" Cheers, Phil
Adam Audioholic Jedi Jul 5, 2006 32,066 0 113 Tucson, Arizona Dec 21, 2009 #59 "You - you've got me? Who's got you?" Reactions: darien87
darien87 Audioholic Spartan Nov 13, 2005 5,001 0 113 Bay Area Cali, but San Diego is home Dec 22, 2009 #60 Adam said: "You - you've got me? Who's got you?" Click to expand... Superman, nice. Margot Kidder when she was still somewhat attractive and before she went bat-**** crazy.
Adam said: "You - you've got me? Who's got you?" Click to expand... Superman, nice. Margot Kidder when she was still somewhat attractive and before she went bat-**** crazy.
