Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Adam]

Your posts over the last few weeks have become more sexual in nature (which is saying something...)

Wait a second - that was actually making it not sexual (it's a tasty breakfast food, man!).

I think it's just how you are reading them.

EDIT: But, yeah - please send the girl.

 

[gmichael]

Unless it's nerd-speak for breakfast: "muffin I'd like to feast upon."

[Yes, yes - I know you can make that dirty, too. ]

Oh sure. You need me to make that dirty.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Wait a second - that was actually making it not sexual (it's a tasty breakfast food, man!).

I think it's just how you are reading them.

EDIT: But, yeah - please send the girl.

All I can afford is a 6'2" 240# 75 year old with one leg and a lisp. She says she knows Alex...Oh well...Enjoy!

 

[Alex2507]

All I can afford is a 6'2" 240# 75 year old with one leg and a lisp. SHE says she knows Alex...Oh well...Enjoy!

She? ... Dude, that's Marvin! Yeah .... no, and don't believe anything he says about me.

 

[Adam]

She? ... Dude, that's Marvin!

That explains it. Seemed strange that you'd know a woman like that.

 

[Adam]

I'm staying home from work today. Niki was having trouble standing again last night. She was doing better this morning, but I'm going to stick around and keep an eye on her.

 

[Alex2507]

That explains it. Seemed strange that you'd know a woman like that.

You forgot the sarcastic smilie ... but I know it's there.

Oh how it cuts ...

 

[Adam]

Oh how it cuts ...

Yes, my wit is about as sharp as a spoon.

Excellent use of smileys, btw.

 

[gmichael]

Excellent use of smileys, btw.

Yes. He is like an artist.

 

[Adam]

He is like an artist.

Funny. That's what Marvin just said, too.

 

[Adam]

I would hate for people to say, "well he shot him but he didn't really know what he was doing".

Still scarred from all the heckling you got after that "experimentation" in high school? Kids can be so cruel.



[Doug - okay, now this one applies. ]

 

[gmichael]

Funny. That's what Marvin just said, too.

Marvin? The paranoid android?

 

[jamie2112]

Indian food tonight.Must be in England..........

 

[Adam]

Marvin? The paranoid android?

Nah, the 6'2" 240# 75 year old with one leg and a lisp.

Doug is a good friend.

 

[Alex2507]

I'm staying home from work today. Niki was having trouble standing again last night. She was doing better this morning, but I'm going to stick around and keep an eye on her.

Bummer. Ya think she might be faking it just to get you to hang out.
Ya can't trust those *****'s.

 

[Adam]

Ya can't trust those *****'s.

Since when have you cared if a woman was faking it?

 

[gmichael]

Since when have you cared if a woman was faking it?

Women fake things?
Say it aint so....!!!

 

[Adam]

Women fake things?

Well, never for you, my man.

 

[gmichael]

Well, never for you, my man.

Oh thank God. I was getting worried for a minute. To think that she might not really like it when I......
do the cooking.

 

[Adam]

...when I......
do the cooking.

"Can you smell...what the gmichael is cooking?"