I have so much to be thankful for today...
... my wife's endless *****ing about how I make this, stir that, chop those, mince these...
... my 15 year old yelling at me because I had woke her up for the 4th time at just about noon...
... my father in law... who's main goal in life is to engage in his favorite purverse pleasure of hurting people's feelings and ruining everyone's good time...
... my family...because you'll never know which version is showing up.
I am very thankful for the potency and speed of top shelf long island iced teas and my ability to shake the stigma of being someone who, on a day like this, begins to imbibe at 9am.
Happy Turkey Day everyone!
I am very thankful for