Slumlord to the max

[jamie2112]

Congratulations Adam for having no life except AH.Our 1st Slumlord....I love it..

 

[Adam]

Thanks! You were staring down the barrel of the rep gun, but I've given out too much today. I'm good for it, though.

 

[Alex2507]

Thanks! You were staring down the barrel of the rep gun, but I've given out too much today. I'm good for it, though.

I need some too. My thanks have been disappearing and I don't know what to do.
(this time I am breaking balls, jostenmeat)

I don't really have a good reason for posting this but it's good.

Many happy returns to the Submit Reply, Adam.

 

[Adam]

I don't really have a good reason for posting this but it's good.

It's Saturday night at AH. Could there be a better reason?

I wish my abs looked as good as hers.

 

[Alex2507]

I wish my abs looked as good as hers.

You mean ab. There's like only one. I just figured out that she is an expecting mom. I was looking for a funny pic of a slumlord but figured that that was good enough.

 

[Adam]

I just figured out that she is an expecting mom.

That just goes to show that your life has been more exciting than mine - that you'd see that picture and think of anything else.

 

[Alex2507]

That just goes to show that your life has been more exciting than mine - that you'd see that picture and think of anything else.

Yeah.
At first I thought it was a beer bellied guy in drag.
She's got a bit of hair on her belly ?!?

... and stop being such a racist. The banned guy doesn't appreciate it.

 

[Adam]

I almost quoted his post today about Matt making a racist comment, to use in another thread. I miss that douche. Not.

 

[jamie2112]

Good morning Slumlord.My water is not draining in my sink.And my morning dump turned into a load and now my Loo won't work.What kind of freaking slumlord are you anyhow.I just want to take a shower without having to use the channel locks on the hot water.This house sucks dude.Now be a good slumlord and fix my sink,shower, toilet and front steps.Enough all ready I pay a good amount for my slum......

 

[STRONGBADF1]

What's up Patches?

 

[Adam]

Jamie - I would be a horrible slumlord if I actually did anything positive for you. It would set a bad precedent. All the other slumlords would get all mad at me.

Oh, wait. There aren't any others.

 

[Adam]

At first you kinda scared me, Doug. My family had a calico cat named Patches when I was growing up. I thought perhaps the stalker student had become the master.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

At first you kinda scared me, Doug. My family had a calico cat named Patches when I was growing up. I thought perhaps the stalker student had become the master.

Who said I was the student?

 

[jamie2112]

Jamie - I would be a horrible slumlord if I actually did anything positive for you. It would set a bad precedent. All the other slumlords would get all mad at me.

Oh, wait. There aren't any others.

Well since you are the first we should set some standards here buddy......When the toilet is broke=you fix.When my cat gets stuck in my garage door chain=you take down and bury.When the hookers from last night are crashing in the stairwell=you throw out..See bud its really easy...... Since you are it here we need to have some standards Adam....

 

[Adam]

Who said I was the student?

Ahhh...

[Closes window blinds, chambers first round...]

 

[Adam]

When the hookers from last night are crashing in the stairwell=you throw out.

Can I throw them out...after? Just asking. I don't want to break any slumlord codes or anything.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Can I throw them out...after? Just asking. I don't want to break any slumlord codes or anything.

A true slumlord would have them do favors so they can stay...

 

[Adam]

A true slumlord would have them do favors so they can stay...

Good to know. The "after" part involved favors, but I didn't realize that I could let them stay. I've got a lot to learn about running a slum. After all, I commanded legions only days ago. There were always the new recruits that had to take care of all the menial work.

 

[jostenmeat]

There were always the new recruits that had to take care of all the menial work.

Yes, Master, you beckoned?

 

[Adam]

Yes, Master, you beckoned?

Indeed, Quasi-baby. I could go for a chicken pot pie.

Merci.