Monkey in my pool....No not Alex.....

[jamie2112]

So the other morning I had a friend from MD staying with us in the bedroom by the pool.I awoke at 9 to Matt telling me there was a monkey playing on the steps of the pool.He was splashing and making a lot of noise but it didn't wake me up.I am wondering if I should call animal control or wether or not it was a pet of someones. I didn't see it myself but my friend isn't a lier and I believe him.Very strange indeed a monkey in the pool huh? It wasn't a chimp but a smaller monkey with a brown face,so what would you do?

 

[Adam]

Dude, don't call animal control. Luisa is still mad about Rachel ignoring her in high school, and that makes things all difficult. Hilarious, but difficult.

Have you asked your neighbors if they have a monkey?

 

[Alex2507]

I think I would start with a few drinks, some body oil and for sure a razor.

 

[Adam]

...and for sure a razor.

Monkeyscaping. You might have just started a trend.

 

[Adam]

Not to hijack (even more), but I found this picture particularly cute.

 

[Adam]

It just dawned on me that Jamie was talking about a wet monkey. If only Pat was here to tell us what they really meant.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

I found one in mine too but it was Alex....

 

[tcarcio]

Not to hijack (even more), but I found this picture particularly cute.

Excellent deep fried......

 

[bandphan]

call the cdc and the army

 

[lsiberian]

So the other morning I had a friend from MD staying with us in the bedroom by the pool.I awoke at 9 to Matt telling me there was a monkey playing on the steps of the pool.He was splashing and making a lot of noise but it didn't wake me up.I am wondering if I should call animal control or wether or not it was a pet of someones. I didn't see it myself but my friend isn't a lier and I believe him.Very strange indeed a monkey in the pool huh? It wasn't a chimp but a smaller monkey with a brown face,so what would you do?

What ever you do don't show the monkey your teeth. Be very careful monkey's are very powerful animals. Just look at how Alex overthrew Adam.

I'd for sure call animal control. They can capture the monkey and transport it to a safer location.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

blow in the shower while washing your armpits????????????

It just dawned on me that Jamie was talking about a wet monkey. If only Pat was here to tell us what they really meant.

 

[majorloser]

Monkeyscaping. You might have just started a trend.

Damn it man!

How will I ever be able to eject that thought from my mind?

 

[majorloser]

Only thing you can do...

Introduce the monkey to my favorite friend.

 

[CraigV]

Just wait it out - eventually it will evolve into a Bose owner

 

[Adam]

Damn it man!

How will I ever be able to eject that thought from my mind?

Stage 1...complete.