GM 2.0 gets released.

[gmichael]

hat's right. Another GM is on the loose. Everyone better beware.
Wednesday night at 11 PM, wifey said that her water broke. After a short inspection, I found her claims to be accurate. By 2 AM her contractions began. After many hours of labor, the Doc said that progress had ended and that they were going to cut little Seraphia out of wifey. By 5:32 PM Thursday, Sera was breathing air on her own.
She's a cute little girl who is already taking over our lives. Although, with wifey still sore from the cutting, it seems like I have two babies on my hands.
I'm only at work for a short time today and then I'll be out a while. Have a great week everyone!
(Cue the music....)

 

[CraigV]

Hey – congratz man Kids are great. Is this your first?

 

[gmichael]

Hey – congratz man Kids are great. Is this your first?

Thanks.

Yeah. This is the first (if you don't count me).

 

[Rickster71]

Congratulations!
With two women in the house you're now outnumbered ; life as you know it is officially over.

 

[j_garcia]

Not over, just more complicated

Congrats!

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Congrats! Very cool news, GM. You need to get her an AH onezie.

 

[pzaur]

Woo-hoo!

-pat

 

[Davemcc]

Congrats GM. You have about 15 years to enjoy your new baby girl. After that, all bets are off. Kids are great until they become teenagers.

 

[lsiberian]

hat's right. Another GM is on the loose. Everyone better beware.
Wednesday night at 11 PM, wifey said that her water broke. After a short inspection, I found her claims to be accurate. By 2 AM her contractions began. After many hours of labor, the Doc said that progress had ended and that they were going to cut little Seraphia out of wifey. By 5:32 PM Thursday, Sera was breathing air on her own.
She's a cute little girl who is already taking over our lives. Although, with wifey still sore from the cutting, it seems like I have two babies on my hands.
I'm only at work for a short time today and then I'll be out a while. Have a great week everyone!
(Cue the music....)

I didn't know you were having a little girl. I suggest a nice louisville slugger. It's less likely to get you busted and still sends a powerful message.

 

[Lordoftherings]

Congratulations!, gmichael.

May every day of your life shine on your new little one, your wife and you.

Bob

 

[The Dukester]

Congratulations! Hope all goes well for all of you. Better buy an extra large box of ear plugs.

 

[adwilk]

After a short inspection, I found her claims to be accurate.

Thats hilarious, man. Congrats on the addition to the family.

 

[LabRat]

Congrats

I wish for you to say to yourself "this is really a great age" up to and beyond them (her) leaving the house. I predict she has you wrapped around her tiny fingers. Best wishes and sleep when you can