Word on the street has it that you popped your red rep cherry a ways back in retaliation of a red rep carpet bombing.
Word on the street is wrong. Was that the thread in which people were accusing Midcow2 of handing out red chicklets? Either way, I didn't hand any out.
I've handed them out to spammers, mostly to see how far down I could drive them. I handed one out to someone who no longer exists here and was clearly going to be banned in a thread that got deleted. That was back in 2007, and that guy got smacked by a lot of people because he deserved it. Other than that, I'm all about the greenage.
So, I should say my "red-chicket-to-a-regular-member cherry."
EDIT: Whoops, forgot about one. I dinged someone who was a troll (but not banned) and who hadn't been on the forum in something like four years after posting once and then never coming back. Again, just to see how far down I could drive the person.