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This is my 4th writing on GmG that I had to make after going to a bar and seeing two girls there with a group of their friends on her birthday.
Just like the last one some coarse language.
" I thought I would tackle one of the most grinding topics of them all.....girl's birthdays. When a Female has a birthday they believe that time stands still and everyone on the continent must join them in the fact they are one year older. The simple problem with this is.....that no one cares. Seriously....no one cares....no one cares how drunk you will be tonight no one cares that you just turned some age that signifies nothing.
If you have male friends not a single one will want to be around you on this day because you act like you are so important, randomly yelling “happy birthday to me!." This is because no one else wants to even give you the slightest bit of recognition. Your birthday is just another excuse to dress like a tramp and act like one too. In fact studies have shown, if you're a girl on your birthday, slutiness is at an all time high, 2/3 more slutty than halloween.
I'm sure my devoted readers are wondering why this is the case. Well it's quite easy to determine and I've done it for you. They're depressed.....incredibly depressed.....depression leads to slutiness. Crying is also at an all time high on a girl's birthday. The crying usually happens later in the night after the female in question has made out with 3 or more pieces of trash and just came to the realization that all of her friends had just left without her. There she sits.....alone.....pullingup her tube top so to not show her boobies.....makeup running down her cheeks.....the girl.......on her birthday. This is what we see.....this is what we hate......
I'm Andrew, and that's what grinds my gears."
Just like the last one some coarse language.
" I thought I would tackle one of the most grinding topics of them all.....girl's birthdays. When a Female has a birthday they believe that time stands still and everyone on the continent must join them in the fact they are one year older. The simple problem with this is.....that no one cares. Seriously....no one cares....no one cares how drunk you will be tonight no one cares that you just turned some age that signifies nothing.
If you have male friends not a single one will want to be around you on this day because you act like you are so important, randomly yelling “happy birthday to me!." This is because no one else wants to even give you the slightest bit of recognition. Your birthday is just another excuse to dress like a tramp and act like one too. In fact studies have shown, if you're a girl on your birthday, slutiness is at an all time high, 2/3 more slutty than halloween.
I'm sure my devoted readers are wondering why this is the case. Well it's quite easy to determine and I've done it for you. They're depressed.....incredibly depressed.....depression leads to slutiness. Crying is also at an all time high on a girl's birthday. The crying usually happens later in the night after the female in question has made out with 3 or more pieces of trash and just came to the realization that all of her friends had just left without her. There she sits.....alone.....pullingup her tube top so to not show her boobies.....makeup running down her cheeks.....the girl.......on her birthday. This is what we see.....this is what we hate......
I'm Andrew, and that's what grinds my gears."