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[adwilk]

I know how you might be able to get 72 virgins but the downside is you would have to die first.

I'm listening....

 

[Adam]

I know how you might be able to get 72 virgins but the downside is you would have to die first.

I only want one. Can I just cut myself or something?

 

[Adam]

I'm listening....

No smiley link? The cycle has been broken. More people thank you than you will ever know.

 

[adwilk]

No smiley link? The cycle has been broken. More people thank you than you will ever know.

I saw that getting ugly quickly... I'm a huge fan of the ridiculous, but of boundaries as well...

on a side note, just checked out some craigslist personals (been drinkin )... holy crap.. i figured you'd have to pay good money to see/read some of the stuff in there... wow..

 

[Adam]

Time to shower and eat lunch. Oh, and check the mail.

 

[Davemcc]

I saw that getting ugly quickly... I'm a huge fan of the ridiculous, but of boundaries as well...

I want to thank you for the Chuck Norris video. But first, you have to tell me how many rep points you have right now then again after.

 

[MidnightSensi]

I only want one. Can I just cut myself or something?

Could you imagine 72 though...

Are they 72 hot virgins? Or is it like 72 girls that died a virgin? I always wondered that.

 

[adwilk]

I want to thank you for the Chuck Norris video. But first, you have to tell me how many rep points you have right now then again after.

That can be arranged... 441 at the moment...

EDIT: Now_slappy threw a thanks my way... its now 444

 

[Davemcc]

Could you imagine 72 though...

Are they 72 hot virgins? Or is it like 72 girls that died a virgin? I always wondered that.

72 male virgins, 72 catholic nuns, 72 really ugly, smelly, distasteful women or 72 eleven year olds or some combination of the above. Any way you slice it, it doesn't seem like an enticement at all IMHO.

 

[MidnightSensi]

on a side note, just checked out some craigslist personals (been drinkin )... holy crap.. i figured you'd have to pay good money to see/read some of the stuff in there... wow..

Do you think that stuff is for real or are all those girls serial killer dudes?

 

[adwilk]

Do you think that stuff is for real or are all those girls serial killer dudes?

I actually hope the latter... I mean, jeez... thats some dudes daughter or sister or somethin...

 

[Davemcc]

Do you think that stuff is for real or are all those girls serial killer dudes?

Human trafficking rings???

 

[Davemcc]

That can be arranged... 441 at the moment...

EDIT: Now_slappy threw a thanks my way... its now 444

Check again.

 

[Davemcc]

Do you think that stuff is for real or are all those girls serial killer dudes?

Here's one of the good ones.

Definitely NSFW

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cas/1083769437.html

 

[adwilk]

Check again.

oooh... had a chicklet light up.. 539... thank you, sir...

 

[Adam]

I'd be happy to double check how many points you give out, Dave.

 

[Davemcc]

oooh... had a chicklet light up.. 539... thank you, sir...

95 points...Wow. Adam was pretty darn close in his guestimation.

 

[Adam]

Adam was pretty darn close in his guestimation.

The Bible doesn't call me "the man" for nothing.

 

[Davemcc]

I'd be happy to double check how many points you give out, Dave.

You're already #1 on the site and gaining every day. What do you do with all the extra chicklets? They're probably busting out of your closets and filling up your basement. Or do you feel them to your pooch? Besides, I can't rep you until I spread some around.

 

[adwilk]

You're already #1 on the site and gaining every day. What do you do with all the extra chicklets? They're probably busting out of your closets and filling up your basement. Or do you feel them to your pooch? Besides, I can't rep you until I spread some around.

Chuck Norris has more chicklets than Adam...