Oh Warlord Please spare us

[jamie2112]

Conratulations Warlord

Congratulations are in order for our boy Adam...Warlord, thats impressive buddy.....

 

[yettitheman]

Soon... I will be amongst the minions of something..... only about 50 or more posts.... so... 2 weeks?

 

[mperfct]

Marisa and I say congrats, Adam. I think she digs warlords, fwiw.

 

[Adam]

I think she digs warlords, fwiw.

Oh, the feeling is mutual.

 

[Adam]

Congratulations are in order for our boy Adam...Warlord, thats impressive buddy.....

Thanks, man! Ahhh...the cool titles bestowed upon those of us that sit around and post on internet forums.

Ahem. I mean: Yes, lowly ones...I will spare you, but first you must bring me women. And beer. Oh, and tofu. Wait...forget the tofu.

 

[Alex2507]

Ahhh...the cool titles ...

It is a cool title, if only to another forum poster.
At least we're not bloggers.

Wait...forget the tofu.

I am so relieved to hear you say that. I didn't want to say this before but bad things happen to tofu eaters. I know it sounds crazy but it's an undeniable truth.

Tofu eaters are wacky. They act like they won the lottery when they slip you a tofu hot dog (don't do it) and you don't fall to the ground like you just ate strychnine. Thank God for spell check.

I am truly boring.

I also have more posts in [the boring] thread than the total post counts of 28893 of our members. That's not saying all that much, though - most of them have zero or one post.

Thank you for the 'applied posting' lesson.

Rounding off:
1,000 members have ^50 posts.
~500 members have ^100 posts.
~150 members have ^500 posts.

Only 83 members have ^1000 posts.

For those of you who don't know it, although Adam is the #5 guy in terms of posts he is the #1 guy in terms of reputation points. He can fix your stereo by shear force of will.

Congratulations on the new 'title'. I'm kind of surprised that you're not a mod. Like the Neil Diamond tune, "Adam, you'll be a moderator ... soon."

 

[adk highlander]

I bow to the great an powerful Warlord.

Congrats Man, you really are an asset around here.

 

[Adam]

Thanks, Alex! That post took a while, I bet - and I appreciate it.

BTW - why don't you go try a veggie corndog so that I can act all excited? "You couldn't tell - you couldn't tell!!!"

I'm kind of surprised that you're not a mod.

Perhaps it's my tendency towards being a forum omega male. "Oh, people are arguing - here, look at my belly."

Besides - I'd lose the different titles. Sure, I'd gain the coolest title of all (omega male suck-up to the mods), but I like the variety.

 

[speakerman39]

Way to go Adam!!!! Congrats to you sir. What an accomplishment. Very glad to have you around. Have a blessed day my friend.

Cheers,

Phil

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Never pictured Adam as a lord of war...

A day in the life of Adam:

Wake up
check AH
make 5 posts
go to bathroom
check AH
make 5 posts
wash hands
check AH
tell dog to be quiet "I walk you in a minute"
make 5 posts
send 5 PM's
eat 4 bowls of cereal
check AH
make 5 posts
wonder when he'll find "my Eve"
check AH
wonder why nobody has replied to his PM's
walk dog
check AH
make 5 posts
think to self "what's for lunch...oh yeah veggie corn dogs silly"
check AH
actually LOL'd to one of Alex's posts and sends "thanks"
......well you get the picture.

 

[Rickster71]

I will spare you, but first you must bring me women. And beer.

Stick with the beer Warlord, it's a lot less trouble.

 

[mperfct]

Stick with the beer Warlord, it's a lot less trouble.

and cheaper!

 

[j_garcia]

I bow to no man! Women are a different story.... Congrats Adam.

 

[Adam]

I'm now fairly nervous that Doug has a camera in my house.

and cheaper!

You're either buying the wrong beer...or the wrong women.

 

[j_garcia]

There are a LOT of cheap women out there, but they are cheap for a reason, just like cheap beer I've grown out of both (but that could change.... )

 

[STRONGBADF1]

I'm now fairly nervous that Doug has a camera in my house.

I don't have a clue to what your talking about...Ok I'm lying there is a camera but it's not mine. I just have to monitor it per the schedule. I'm being paid (as well as others) to keep track of your activities.

Sorry,
Doug


ps Put some pants on.

 

[Adam]

just have to monitor it per the schedule. I'm being paid (as well as others) to keep track of your activities.

No amount of money is worth that.

"What the? What is he doing now? Oh, dear lord..."

 

[jamie2112]

Doug, Thanks for the link for the camera at Adams house......

 

[j_garcia]

You are being paid to watch the monkey cage? Sounds like some easy money.

 

[Alex2507]

BTW - why don't you go try a veggie corndog so that I can act all excited?

NFW.

Really.