Monster is in the building!!!

darien87

darien87

Audioholic Spartan
One of my sales reps is quoting some labels for Monster and we've got a couple of their buyers in the shop. :mad:

Should I go tackle the guys and beat the crap out of 'em?!?!?
 
Adam

Adam

Audioholic Jedi
Which guys are you going to tackle? The Monster reps, or your guys for wanting to do business with them? :p

Breathe, Darien. It'll be okay. It's almost lunch time. Well, that always makes me happier. :D
 
adk highlander

adk highlander

Sith Lord
Maybe I should just tackle all of 'em.
Tackle? Are you not into Martial Arts? I would think you had some kind of ninja pressure point punch and freeze them in their tracks. Then you could ship them up to me and I'll put them outside where it has been -20F.
 
J

jamie2112

Banned
Beat them all with a whip made from Monoprice cables....then use your sword...:D
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
Actually I would just tell them you are going to charge them 5 times the price of what they are actually worth because they make every product Monster sells sound better :)
 
darien87

darien87

Audioholic Spartan
Tackle? Are you not into Martial Arts? I would think you had some kind of ninja pressure point punch and freeze them in their tracks. Then you could ship them up to me and I'll put them outside where it has been -20F.
LOL

When I get pissed, the training tends to go out the window and I turn into a brawler. It might be fun to try out my swords on a live target instead of a mat. If you cut off someone's hands, does blood really spray 10 feet like in the Lone Wolf and Cub movies? :D
 
highfigh

highfigh

Seriously, I have no life.
One of my sales reps is quoting some labels for Monster and we've got a couple of their buyers in the shop. :mad:

Should I go tackle the guys and beat the crap out of 'em?!?!?
Take them to a mini golf place and find out if they see the humor in it.
 
darien87

darien87

Audioholic Spartan
Take them to a mini golf place and find out if they see the humor in it.
Or better yet, take them to a mini-golf place and say, "Oh, I thought I could buy cables here. That's so confusing."
 
highfigh

highfigh

Seriously, I have no life.
Or ask if they can give you pointers on your putting problems.
 
M

MatthewB.

Audioholic General
I would ask them how Monster changed the law of physics and was able to makle a cable that could alter the speed of a digital signal. *Their Ultra HDMi claims this). Then when he gives you some BS answer just laugh in his face.

Also tell him when he can do a blind A/B study with two equal lnegth cables one from the internet and one Monster and can show with aboslute certainty that Monster can alter the digital signal to create a better picture than please ask the reps to come here and post the "proof" on this, otherwise tell em their no better than P.T. Barnum.

I was a store once where they had some Monster reps having an "open meeting" with customers about how much better their cables where and I brought up these very same issues and even offered to buy a store brand cable and Monster brand and have them do the comparison right there, and they refused. Needless to say they left quickly after starting this meeting.
 

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