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[haraldo]

Ya think so, huh? The CN Tower is the antenna from which all our searches and communications originate. Our search is most effective in T.O. Take note that there are none of your species in T.O.

so you managed to hunt down any of our species lately Dave
You're really dedicated to your tasks and that scares me now

 

[Adam]

You're really dedicated to your tasks and that scares me now

Savor it. Harness your fear and turn it into an advantage.

He might be stronger than you, faster than you, and smarter than you...but you're better than him at, well, ummm...yeah, you're screwed.

 

[haraldo]

Savor it. Harness your fear and turn it into an advantage.

He might be stronger than you, faster than you, and smarter than you...but you're better than him at, well, ummm...yeah, you're screwed.

Ssssssh, I'm just trying to make him over-confident
NOBODY will ever get to us

Nobody is stronger, faster or smarter than us, alienkind is here to stay

I have never in my life failed.......

And next weekend

 

[Phil Taylor]

Speaking of dead horses... why do you aliens only mutilate cattle and not horses? You never hear of mutilated horses - just mutilated cattle... whasssup widdat?

 

[haraldo]

Speaking of dead horses... why do you aliens only mutilate cattle and not horses? You never hear of mutilated horses - just mutilated cattle... whasssup widdat?

Basically we mutilate cattle and Canadians because they are the easiest to handle, Horses are just to bulky and the kick from their feet is dangerous....

Unlike Canadians and cattle

 

[Adam]

Speaking of dead horses... why do you aliens only mutilate cattle and not horses? You never hear of mutilated horses - just mutilated cattle... whasssup widdat?

Aliens don't do that. You can blame that on misinformed and misguided government agents attempting to utilize an "alien" story to cover up their experiments.

 

[haraldo]

Aliens don't do that. You can blame that on misinformed and misguided government agents attempting to utilize an "alien" story to cover up their experiments.

Like men we aliens do have different habits, some of us mutilate, and some don't
But we just never do horses, too dangerous......

 

[Phil Taylor]

Aliens don't do that. You can blame that on misinformed and misguided government agents attempting to utilize an "alien" story to cover up their experiments.

Or is that exactly what they want you to believe..... ??

 

[haraldo]

Or is that exactly what they want you to believe..... ??

Phil, you never heard this from me, but........
Never trust an alien

 

[Phil Taylor]

Like men we aliens do have different habits, some of us mutilate, and some don't
But we just never do horses, too dangerous......

I was thinking that maybe an alien once mis-heard the expression "you can't make a silk purse form a sow's ear" and had been trying prove it wrong for all these years...

 

[Phil Taylor]

Phil, you never heard this from me, but........
Never trust an alien

I must confess I am perplexed by the paradox contained within that statement. If I take it at face value then I don't trust you. But since you say don't trust an alien and you are indeed an alien, then any information gained from you could and should be flawed and therefore I should disregard your information and trust aliens.... Hence my perplexitation ....

 

[Adam]

Phil, the paradox is overcome by the fact that you never heard it from him.

 

[Phil Taylor]

Phil, the paradox is overcome by the fact that you never heard it from him.

Whew thanks - that's a relief. I was really confused there for a while...

 

[haraldo]

Whew thanks - that's a relief. I was really confused there for a while...

You know, who knows....

Perhaps I'm a triple agent
Like, not really an alien, but a man trying to infiltrate aliens that believe I'm an alien that believe that I'm not human that don't trust.....

Anyways, this is way too difficult to explain......

Perhaps Phil is an alien pretending to be human?

 

[Adam]

That poor horse.

 

[haraldo]

That poor horse.

If we continue like this I'll reach 900 by end of day, and we will probably disclose some "double agents"

 

[MidnightSensi]

I have been reminded of how lame I was. I am.

Hey now! Cool isn't a state of being, its an attitude. And its relative. You might just need to slow down....

 

[Phil Taylor]

If we continue like this I'll reach 900 by end of day, and we will probably disclose some "double agents"

You mean like "double-naught spies"??

 

[haraldo]

You mean like "double-naught spies"??

Yes exactly....

Like spies pretending not to be spies that are really not spies that are pretending to be spies

Clear as fog?

 

[Phil Taylor]

Yes exactly....

Like spies pretending not to be spies that are really not spies that are pretending to be spies

Clear as fog?

Yep - like pea soup.