For those of you who spent thousands of dollars on your Subwoofers, and for those of you boasting your SVS pb13 ultras, this is the test for you.
This test will insure you that you did not waste your money and that your subwoofer is worth every penny you spent for it.
Just because your subwoofer may rumble your entire house and sounds great, for both music and for all home theater applications, doesn't mean it is good.
My fool proof test will guarantee 100% that your subwoofer is good. Upon successful completion of this test your subwoofer will be 100% MADCOW approved.
Details of the test:
1) The first step is critical. You must select not only your favourite music, but the music you are most in the mood for at the time.
2) The music must be played on CD only, as MP3's don't support high enough quality (even the higher bit rate ones), for an accurate test, and other sources tend to give less desirable results for this specific test.
3) Begin to play your music 5 db higher than your regular MAX listening volume for music.
4) Take your pants off and sit on your subwoofer, with your legs spred apart. Try to achieve a close proximity between your scrotum and the top of the woofer. Let everything else dangle in it's natural state.
5) This is when you find out if your subwoofer is MADCOW certifiable. Continue to sit on your subwoofer as your song plays out. If your subwoofer's bass is so accurate and enjoyable that it causes you to ejaculate uncontrollably to the bass of your favourite music, than you spent your subwoofer money wisely. Good choice. If no ejaculation occurs during the entire length of the one song, return your subwoofer and buy a new one because it is NOT MADCOW certified!
Female testing procedures are in the works.
Sincerely,
MADCOW.
