Some of my observations on life's little things
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
How do you know when it's time to tune bagpipes?
How do they get the deer to cross at those yellow road signs?
Eschew Obfuscation
Sex on television can't hurt - unless you fall off!
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If you can smile when things go worng, you have someone in mind to blame.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
If you never go off on a tangent, then you're doomed to going in circles.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Lastly
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
