If I want to sing about cable, then I'm gonna!
See what you made me do!
Sing along to :I've Got a Bad Case of Lovin You.
Whooaaaaa
The whole market niche, we're gonna get
We've got to find max profit, net.
We need you to lose your head,
We might sue, your sphincter red.
Monster, Monster, that's what we do,
We've got a bad case, we're gonna sue.
Our sales pay our lawyer bills,
We've got a bad case, we're gonna sue.
A pretty sheath, don't change no spec chart,
We knew that, buddy, from the start
You know we'll sue, we're not a bit shy
Monster, try our overpriced buys.
Monster, Monster, that's what we do,
We've got a bad case, we're gonna sue.
Our sales pay our lawyer bills,
We've got a bad case, we're gonna sue.
Whooaaa
We know you like it, we're not gonna stop
Tell me, momma, where you gonna shop?
You're such a clown, cables cost us zip,
And our products, such a rip.
Product list, not that good,
You've got it bad, and we've got it good
Monster, Monster, that's what we do,
We've got a bad case, we're gonna sue.
Our sales pay our lawyer bills,
We've got a bad case, we're gonna sue.