Sweeeet! That's a nice office. Oh, yeah...nice gear, too.
How do you like those speakers?
That's a very neat desk that you've got there. Where's the paper? Where's the coffee? Man, you are organized. FYI, I'm transcribing the contents of the white board to see how much corporate knowledge I can glean and steal.
Just kidding, of course. I'm not nearly that motivated...