Seth, do you know at which frequncy(ies) the minimal impedance is reached with the OP's speakers? I don't even know what the minimal is.
From what I have gathered, a sub does not always help so much with minimal impedances in today's speakers, because it often resides in the mid-bass.
Which would mean that even with a solo guitar, its basically "always being hit". Meh. I think some important factors are still missing, especially the most important one IMO: the SPL levels the OP wants to hit?
IOW, if it was just modest volumes, I'd think anything will work.
I will make sure to avoid 20khz test tones and Resident Evil, lol.