It's a big
cover up, I tell you! The G-men know that the general population would freak out if they knew those creatures (our genetic descendants, not ancestors) actually existed. To know that we homo sapiens have already been genetically replaced...scary.
Seriously, what a crock. I can't believe that this stuff actually makes it on the news. Just goes to show that local news really can't fill 30 minutes twice a day. "Live...Local...Late Breaking. We have unconfirmed reports that a new pothole has been spotted on Main Street. We'll be sure to bring you the latest as we learn more throughout the broadcast. Now, back to Bob and his special report on paper mache."