i buy dots at the grocery store, open the box and rip of the remainder of the box where it tops off and close it. Then just stick it in my pocket
the most ridiculous thing I've done was, during the winter time back in highschool (6 years ago); 3 of my friends and I went to krispy kream dounuts and got a half dozen each of glaze and kept it under out jackets and walked in.
...Yes fattening.. But that's when Chicago-land burbs in IL just boomed with Krispy Kreme's.
last month, I met up with some people at the theater after work, stilled dressed just took off my tie. Went across the street from the theater to Chipotle (mexican grill) and got a Burrito Bowl, and shoved it under my dress shirt.
at first i was sort of skeptical about doing this... but it worked, with shirt still tucked in and the container under it, i pulled it off. Then just ate it during the movie.
I've done some crazy things during highschool, like bought a half foot sub from subway and kept it in my front pouch of my hoodie.
I'm not going to some cheap dirty theaters, I'm always going to AMC30 in IL, they're HUGE. And the prices are HUGE, so why not just bring in my own food? hahahaha ughhh -bet no one can top this off