And you thought BOSE and Monster had the market!

[stratman]

Okay, this is strange and a bit scary! You thought exoti-cables, shakti stones, wands, little clocks, BOSE and Monster were bad, oh boy!:

http://www.quantumbalancing.com/

Can this be where BOSE, Monster and all the quacks in our hobby get their engineering???

 

[jamie2112]

That is strange. What the heck are all the lab geek toys?

 

[stratman]

I think it's pseudo-medicine, electric voodoo stuff, weird.

 

[Jack Hammer]

I like the $495 Tibetan Buddhist water resonator which has a polarizing magnetic molecule aligning device to create a positive and beneficial effect on water and other liquid beverages. ("We choose to make no claims regarding the effects of this wonderful device; however, many users report that the WATER RESONATOR is the most powerful water balancing and energizing technology they have ever used")

Jack

 

[jonnythan]

"Make your own Quantum Age Water and maximize your hydration potential, and much more."

Oh man.

 

[haraldo]

Did I mention the new product that I will bring to market:
It's a poitron gravitron analyzer where you can measure electron path frequency interference, you are adjusting cable geometry by using strong magnetic forces in order to minimize these interferences, the effects of these are totally unexplainable, but clearly audible

Bargain priced at intro, only $27.000

 

[Seth=L]

Is it just me, or do most of the sentences describing their products make no sense? It appears they just threw a bunch of big words in each sentence to make it sound as though it's innovative.

 

[Rickster71]

Too bad.
The Hyper-Dimensional, Golden Ratio, Vortex Antennas, really looked tempting...

 

[Jack Hammer]

Is it just me, or do most of the sentences describing their products make no sense? It appears they just threw a bunch of big words in each sentence to make it sound as though it's innovative.

In all honesty, I think their site is brilliant in the sense that they really don't make any claims. From a legal standpoint, at least in my uneducated opinion, they covered their bases so as they really can't be successfully sued for misrepresentation of what the 'products' do. It's "we make no claims..." followed by "others tell us that..." & "many users report..."

Misleading and wrong, but brilliant.

Jack

 

[stratman]

Exactly Jack! These guys have the snake-oil down pat, no claims, no refuting, no tort!

 

[jamie2112]

So what kind of supernerd buys this crap?

 

[stratman]

Mostly new-age geeks, I would assume.

 

[Jack Hammer]

Mostly new-age geeks, I would assume.

...with way too much disposable income.

Jack

 

[stratman]

...with way too much disposable income.

Jack

Didn't Michael Jackson sleep in some kind of an oxygen tank??? He's a candidate!