Meaningless Mottos

[haraldo]

"So easy a caveman can do it." Outright insulting.

Serious Insult
Cavemen are very highly skilled, the skills are just in another area than what's required in, say NY.......

 

[Tomorrow]

New for Chevrolet.....

"An American Revolution"

Gag me with a flintlock.

 

[Halon451]

"Gag me with a flintlock" - Tomorrow

 

[Sheep]

"You are what you eat"

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

"Better sound through research"

Just an out right lie.

SheepStar

 

[mouettus]

Pursuing the Truth in Audio & Video...
- Audioholics.com



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jk guys

 

[mike c]

Pursuing the Truth in Audio & Video...
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jk guys

it was nice knowing you!






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jk!

 

[annunaki]

Pursuing the Truth in Audio & Video...
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jk guys

Banned!

 

[annunaki]

Guiness, "The beer that drinks like a meal."

Ok, I made it up, but it is better than, "Brilliant"!

 

[bandphan]

avis rent-a-car: we're number two so we try harder


gillette: the best a man can get


volkswagon: relieves gas pains

 

[haraldo]

Your Potential, Our Passion
- Microsoft

The power to surprise
-Kia motors (Don't make me laugh)

Business at the speed of change
-SAP

 

[haraldo]

"You are what you eat"

We better not eat pigs, then

 

[MUDSHARK]

Quite a few here eat Turkey.

 

[haraldo]

Quite a few here eat Turkey.

My GOD!!!! I eat a lot of Chicken

 

[MUDSHARK]

Better to be chicken then a turkey

 

[Sheep]

Quite a few here eat Turkey.

It would make sense if oblivious was something you could eat.

SheepStar

 

[majorloser]

It would make sense if oblivious was something you could eat.

SheepStar

But no matter what some people eat, they always end up spewing manure.

 

[haraldo]

But no matter what some people eat, they always end up spewing manure.

You'we seen back to the future and what Mr Tannen eats?

 

[Sheep]

But no matter what some people eat, they always end up spewing manure.

I've also found that too.

SheepStar

 

[Highlander]

"You are what you eat" That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

I can think of at least two reasons why it makes perfect sense.

1. The taste of the meat of an animal is influenced by what the animal ate when alive. Thus, in a sense, the animal 'is what it ate';

2. It is to be expected that if a person eats junk or fatty foods, that they will become fat/obese. Thus, in another sense, 'you are (fat) what you eat (fatty foods)'.

 

[joetech]

I can't believe anyone hasn't come up with this yet

4 pages and no one has thought of the only motto that is a bigger lie than Bose?
Fox News - "Fair and Balanced"