Here's what ya do if ya wanna get payback.
1 Keep actin all cool,like your not po-ed,invite him back for dinner next week.
2 Go to the really seedy part of town & buy a couple of roofie's.
3 When he come's for din din next week offer him a special drink & get him hammered.
5 After he's toasted slip him the roofie in his drink,you can take one too but thats optional
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4 Have a camera,rubber gloves,bbq tongs,paint brush,bright red lipstick & a full bottle of nair hair remover ready.
After johnny bose is knocked out the real fun starts.
5 Strip johnny's clothes off,remember he's not gonna wake up so you can pose him however you want,use your imagination.
7 Get out the lipstick & draw on his chest in bold letters "Cowboys butt's drive me nutt's",dont forget to make his face look like he's lovin it
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8 Now you can take as many pic's as you like & remember to be creative with the posing,after taking all the pic's you want then clean the lipstick off his chest.
Now the real payback starts
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9 Put on the rubber gloves & get out the bbq tongs,paint brush & hair remover,take the tongs & lift up his tea bag & apply the nair hair remover generously with the paint brush.
10 After burning the rubber gloves, bbq tongs & paint brush, get johnny dressed again,lay him out on the floor with a bottle of vodka in his hand,when he wakes up in the morning he wont remember anything except he got wasted,he'll go home,take a shower & all he'll know is that he feel's like he!! & his tea bag is roasting.
Let a few days pass then call him up & invite him horse back riding,dirt bike riding,golfing,going for a run,anything active & sweaty,keep the pressure up & keep him active,after a few days his sack will be roasted like a shis kabob.
Now anytime you feel insulted about his remark all you have to do is stop & think about his roasted marbles,plus you'll always have the great pic's to help you remember.
Hey,it is the steam vent & im here to help
