Hmmmmmm....not sure what I have been asking for, for years?
a video of James Cameron being forced to watch Titanic ??
a confession from David Stern that he DID rig the very first NBA lottery so Patrick Ewing would go the Knicks ?
Michael Jordon, after several years of retirement, finally being called for pushing off, travelling, or palming ?
one day without Lindsay, Paris, or Brittney being in the headlines ?
a new John Butcher album ?
Every James Bond film be re-made with Sean Connery ?
An English-to-female dictionary ??
I'm sure there are others (world peace, an end to hunger, and free cheesecake at Friday lunch are among them), but these are our most pressing needs...