Tice Clocks, Coherent Electrons, and ERS Paper...Oh My!

Seth=L

Seth=L

Audioholic Overlord
This thread was inspired by the "Blue Ray Disc failures reported" and the "Turkey Of The Year Award" and those that just love audio magic.:)

I present to you the most advanced in all audio advances, the Tice clock was just a clock, now it is so many much more than that, it is a Tice Clock/CD/Radio. Try wrapping your brain with ERS paper and see if your mind still isn't totally blown away by this amazing new product thingy! I swear on a stack of Holy Cheese this is the most anticipated and awesome audiophile advancement known to mankind, it simply rocks the house down! This is the stuff that stuff is made of, really, I am not even kidding around.



Listen as it attacks every sense in your body and soul, it pounds the walls down to oblivion and takes you on a "magical mystery tour". If you don't believe it, we will just keep telling you to believe it without any supporting evidence or scientific proof until you believe it anyway. I will quote one of the most well known audio enthusiast to ever walk the earth, he was supposed to be the next President of the United States, Al Gore. "The new Tice clock system is a dream, I am super serial about this system, excelsior!"

If you look closely at these photographical representations of my awesome stereo you can see I did not skimp on the quality of components chosen.



As you can see the Tice Clock/CD/Radio uses a very special output device with ERS paper shielding to completely obliterate all known interference, even from the sun, it is that good.:eek: I continued to use the ERS paper to shield more components from damaging interference from other components and outside thingies.



There we see the Hi-Fi turntable, with 8-track, it humbles most systems that aren't Tice clock related. I have used ERS paper on this also.



For my reference music I used the highest quality of recordings I could find, and of course the best recordings ever are on the "Now" discs. I have compiled some of the best "Now" songs on to one disc from artists such as NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, and Jennifer Lopez.

I hope that everyone catches on to this fad sooner or later, because if you don't you will never listen to anything beyond mediocre sound.:(

I hope someone enjoys reading and looking at this as much as I enjoyed making it, FIN.
 
Rickster71

Rickster71

Audioholic Spartan
I hate to nit pick...

Great job!
I hate to nit-pick, I believe you've forgotten to wrap the tone arm in tin foil.:D
 
Seth=L

Seth=L

Audioholic Overlord
Great job!
I hate to nit-pick, I believe you've forgotten to wrap the tone arm in tin foil.:D
OMG!, You are right, I have been loosing all that quality, I will make that my next upgrade, just need about 20-40 dollars to get 1 or 2 sheets of ERS paper and I am all set.
 
Seth=L

Seth=L

Audioholic Overlord
And you call yourself an audiophile? Audiophile wannabe is more like it. :D
You are right, audiophiles don't make mistakes, they know everything and everything they know is right, because if it wasn't right they would be wrong and wouldn't know everything. Sorry guys, I guess I am just not cut out for this life.:( (Seth=L goes and boo-hoos himself to sleep):eek:
 
Adam

Adam

Audioholic Jedi
You are right, audiophiles don't make mistakes, they know everything and everything they know is right, because if it wasn't right they would be wrong and wouldn't know everything. Sorry guys, I guess I am just not cut out for this life.:( (Seth=L goes and boo-hoos himself to sleep):eek:
Ahhh, see? You ARE cut out of this. You just have to trust your instincts. Did you think that I called you a wannabe because you didn't know everything? Not at all, my friend. It's because you admitted it. ;)

Next time, you gotta just say, "I did not wrap the tone arm in tinfoil because the electromagnetic field of the Tice Clock was optimally spaced from the cartridge so as to yield the exact mix of air, space, and light that we all aspire to achieve in our systems. Perhaps you can take this as a lesson and improve your system, as well." :cool:
 
no. 5

no. 5

Audioholic Field Marshall
And cube speakers too! Man, with that much quality audio running through your brain, do you ever leave your apartment?? :D
 
Davemcc

Davemcc

Audioholic Spartan
I notice that you have used white paper to brighten the system. Otherwise, I'm sure it would have sounded gloomy, because the little bit of silver face trim on the turntable/8 track is not enough by itself to overcome your choice of adding so many dark components in the system.
 
Rock&Roll Ninja

Rock&Roll Ninja

Audioholic Field Marshall
Your entire system needs to be balanced on top of an tire inner-tube, or suspended by fishing line. Resting directly on a table is just inviting Earth-gremlins to pollute your music.
 
mtrycrafts

mtrycrafts

Seriously, I have no life.
just need about 20-40 dollars to get 1 or 2 sheets of ERS paper and I am all set.
Can't you download it from their website? It will say ERS and you have it; problem solved.
 
Seth=L

Seth=L

Audioholic Overlord
I nearly forgot about this thread. Reading it again, even after the short time, has really opened my eyes to audiophile sense. (translation-reading this again has made me realize that audiophiles are insane and it makes me giggle a little.:D)
 
F

fmw

Audioholic Ninja
Whatever happened to those wooden discs with the arrow on them that you could place on the equipment and tune by turning them in different directions? I forgot the name but I was virtually certain you would have them on this wonderful piece of gear.
 

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