bizarre infomercials

[highfigh]

(aka whatpeoplewon'tdofor$$$)

Cubii- this is the stationary peddler you use when sitting. Shows a group of elderly with an instructor. Like, WTF! Buy one and you use it. No instructor necessary.

Steam Heat- it's a thick heating pad, but the use a leaf blower to show you it doesn't blow away like other heating pads. Like literally right on the lady laying on her bed. Wow. Amazing. I'll be buying one.

Copper pan- don't remember this one from several years back but they drive a car over it to show you how indestructible it is hahaha.

I think you're overestimating the intelligence of humans. However, elderly peoples' thinking processes really slow as they age- it's one of the reasons many drive so GD slowly and take so long to react when traffic control lights change and take a reeeeaaalllllyyyyy long time at self-checkout.

If you haven't used a heavy heating pad, find a way- it's great. Kind of like a big, warm hug.

If anyone drives over the pan when I'm cooking something, we're gonna have a problem! No more Mr Nice Guy!

 

[Trell]

I think you're overestimating the intelligence of humans. However, elderly peoples' thinking processes really slow as they age-

QED