Two Weeks In Hell

[Alex2507]

Gonna get a CAT scan on the ticker. They keep looking at my heart but I keep telling them the problem is in my head. Nobody listens.

 

[Steve81]

It occurs to me, that evening that I thought I was actually in hell would have been 7/22, three years after my dad passed away.

 

[Steve81]

Just updated my story a bit; pushing about 3,500 words now, so a bit of a read. Enjoy...or not.

 

[lsiberian]

Wow that's quite a story. Hospitals are not fun and I like you am glad to be still around and kicking after all my ordeals.

 

[lsiberian]

Is there going to be an orgy or not?

I do get felt up for many appointments now. Once I even had an attractive young lady doing it!

 

[Alex2507]

Once I even had an attractive young lady doing it!

The look on the nurse's face when she pulled out my pee thing (forget the word) indicated that she was not having the thrill of a life time. I wasn't having a good time either so ...

The orgy had to be postponed.

 

[GO-NAD!]

The look on the nurse's face when she pulled out my pee thing (forget the word) indicated that she was not having the thrill of a life time. I wasn't having a good time either so ...

The orgy had to be postponed.

It's called a "penis".

 

[Alex2507]

It's called a "penis".

No, the cath I guess. The thing in my penis to get the pee. You think I forgot what my **** is called?

 

[GO-NAD!]

No, the cath I guess. The thing in my penis to get the pee. You think I forgot what my **** is called?

I know what you meant. Geez, if I have to explain the joke...

 

[Alex2507]

I know what you meant. Geez, if I have to explain the joke...

Is my **** a joke to you?

 

[GO-NAD!]

Is my **** a joke to you?

To ask the question is to answer it.