1. Thou shalt trust the one true subwoofer and speaker reviewer, ShadyJ.
2. Thou shalt not nameth a subwoofer should it not be within -3 dB at 20 hz or lower.
3. Thou shalt not buildeth a subwoofer exceeding 100 lbs.
4. Thou shalt not taketh a ported sub's name in vain by claiming inferiority to music.
5. Thou shalt set thy speakers to small when thou art using a sub.
6. Thou shalt not follow false cable prophets.
7. Thou shalt always choose ported over sealed unless there's no room.
8. Thou shalt not buy subs from DefTech...
9. Thou shalt not defile a subwoofer port.
10. Thou shalt not exaggerate specs and publish honest measurements.