Now you're starting to annoy me. You really have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
GM is not using a crankshaft figure for torque because electric cars don't have a crankshaft. A crankshaft is used in an internal combustion engine to drive the pistons via the torque arms. Also, EVs don't have transmissions, they are direct drive, so except for driveline losses there is no difference between the torque at the electric motor shaft and the torque fed into the differential, as in ICE cars. In the Hummer GM is using front and rear differentials, the motors will drive the differentials directly, but there will be losses in such big heavy gearing and their lubrication fluid, and additional losses in the drive shafts to each wheel, not to mention the losses from the rotating weight of the wheels and tires.
As for "NO ONE" using crankshaft horsepower and torque for ICE vehicles... WTF are you talking about? Every manufacturer rates their vehicles that way.
Teslas don't weigh 7000lbs. The heaviest Teslas, the Model X, weighs about 5500lbs. F=MA. And only a small percentage of their production are the Performance models with the 100kWh batteries and the bigger motors. And any Tesla is going to handle a lot better than this massive, truck-chassis Hummer.
I'm done with you.