I need help, quick!

[killdozzer]

Nothing is coming out. I swear it was working until yesterday. All I did was tilt it and it stopped coming out. Just when the guarantee expired. Damn you, Trump!!!

 

[KEW]

Did you check to make sure the cap was off?

 

[KEW]

Also, check to make sure you are in an upright position before tilting. This one has caused me trouble in the past! It can be difficult to catch and if you have a plumb-bob, double check your orientation!
If you don't own a plumb-bob, it seems like I remember @TLS Guy having a clever trick involving a nut and string or some such, but I'm sketchy on the details.
Good luck with it!

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

 

[killdozzer]

Did you check to make sure the cap was off?

I tried everything, it's just not working. I even tried leaving it until it comes around...

 

[TheWarrior]

I tried everything, it's just not working. I even tried leaving it until it comes around...

 

[killdozzer]

The dark is coming soon. I'll bury it next to my building.

 

[TheWarrior]

The dark is coming soon. I'll bury it next to my building.

Or make pies...

 

[killdozzer]

Or make pies...

????

LATER EDIT: aaaaa, rolling pin?

 

[lovinthehd]

Some soothing quotes to help you in your time of need https://firstwefeast.com/drink/25-whiskey-quotes-from-famous-drinkers/

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

Back in a day then Iron curtain was the real deal and the cold war is still ongoing (the mid-70's) an extremely famous (in USSR) comedian (and a very smart person in general) Mikhail Zhvanetsky while performing for rich and very powerful party politicians said this genius phrase (sorry for my poor translation)
"Alcohol in the small batches is harmless in any quantity"

Cheers!

 

[TheWarrior]

????

LATER EDIT: aaaaa, rolling pin?

The video I posted was a song written by Stephen Sondheim, who also wrote Sweeney Todd, about a barber who worked with his meat pie making neighbor to kill people and hide the bodies.

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

The video I posted was a song written by Stephen Sondheim, who also wrote Sweeney Todd, about a barber who worked with his meat pie making neighbor to kill people and hide the bodies.

I had a feeling you're talking about meat pies

 

[TheWarrior]

I had a feeling you're talking about meat pies

 

[killdozzer]

The video I posted was a song written by Stephen Sondheim, who also wrote Sweeney Todd, about a barber who worked with his meat pie making neighbor to kill people and hide the bodies.

I would have never made the connection, thank you for the explanation.

And others, you're all so very kind. As my grandfather said on his death bed; knock, knock!

I'm kidding. He said; why did you put me in this bed, what is wrong with you!! Of course I'm gonna die here. Where's granny, go fetch her!

Ardbeg, why'd you have to leave... And on Saturday, no other, when the shops are closed.

S - A -T - U - R / D - A - Y - NIGHT!